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ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Items Found:	2329	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4817
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Animals Bred:	46	Zombie Dances:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	6885	Dragon Eggs Found:	4111
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!