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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mines Excavated:	2787
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

AlienPickUpLinesMC

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server, where even space aliens are looking for love! Join us for a chance to witness intergalactic romance like never before. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a Martian trying to impress earth women with his redstone skills!

Our server is the perfect place for those looking for a little extraterrestrial excitement. From building spaceships to exploring alien landscapes, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the space aliens are throwing a wild party!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest love story in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might just be the one to help that space alien finally get lucky with an earth woman!

Mine4Love

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	903	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

CraftyLayMinecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can like, build your own virtual world and stuff. But get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control everything! They wear sunglasses and speak in rhymes, it’s wild, man. And if you join, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie chickens. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and cake. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

PetPalaceCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, are you tired of living a boring life on land? Come join our Minecraft server where the pets have more comfortable lives than most people! Seriously, these animals are living in luxury while you’re stuck in your mom’s basement. Join us and live like a king…or a pig, whatever floats your boat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So, if you want to be on the winning side when the chicken revolution comes, join us now!

InfinitySMP Public Server

#infinitysmp, Buffs, Community, content creators, Crafts, crown, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Giveaways, lifesteal plugin, Magic, Minecraft, Redstone wizardry, shield, smp, special finds, Survival, video showcase

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Welcome to the Infinity SMP, fam!

Need a break from the usual grind with Lifesteal plugin? We got you covered! Infinity SMP brings a whole new vibe to Minecraft, with custom gear that’s straight-up lit! Take the crown, for example. It hooks you up with mad buffs and a permanent shield against anything that comes your way!

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But yo, it ain’t just about the gear. We’re talking custom enchants, crafts, munchies, and Redstone wizardry that’ll blow your mind! We’ve got every custom category you can even dream of, and the abilities? Straight-up magic from special finds or crafty creations!

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Our community’s buzzing, with content creators dropping heat left and right! Been rocking this SMP for 2 years now, and let me tell you, we’re just getting started! Weekly/monthly events, giveaways, and endless content opportunities, bruh!

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So, if this sounds like your jam, slide into our Discord and get in on the action! Hit us up with a 1-minute video showcasing your vibe and what you bring to the table. Show us what you’re made of, and let’s make some magic happen in the SMP! Link up: https://discord.gg/uqbqrxap

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Guaple Ultra-Softcore: We Promise It’s Almost Vanilla! Join for fun, gifts, and chatting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 253 weeks in a row.
Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?

If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

2. What is the special Team Competition on Sundays?

Every Sunday at 12CT, there is a special Team Competition where players can compete for prizes. This competition has been going on for 219 weeks.

3. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Some server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking or the use of xray resource packs.

4. What is the Apocalypse DataPack and how does it affect gameplay?

The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various challenges and enhancements to gameplay, such as players killed by zombies turning into zombies themselves, skeletons receiving enhancements, and other mob modifications.

Blocky Sakamoto Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! Join us on a new mission to save the world from evil zombie llamas who are trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare diamonds and emeralds, as well as a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure and become a hero in the fight against the zombie llama apocalypse. Plus, our server has the best virtual snacks in town – virtual pizza, virtual ice cream, and even virtual bacon! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Votes:	6739	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8998
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5820
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!