Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Potions Brewed:	176	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Potions Brewed:	100	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

AlienPickUpLinesMC

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server, where even space aliens are looking for love! Join us for a chance to witness intergalactic romance like never before. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a Martian trying to impress earth women with his redstone skills!

Our server is the perfect place for those looking for a little extraterrestrial excitement. From building spaceships to exploring alien landscapes, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the space aliens are throwing a wild party!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest love story in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might just be the one to help that space alien finally get lucky with an earth woman!

Mine4Love

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

CraftyLayMinecraft Server

adult relationships, attraction, Casual Sex, CraftyLayMinecraft, DATING, final challenge, get laid, hookup, Intimacy, love, one night stand, passionate encounter, physical connection, relationships, romance, seduction, Server, sexual chemistry, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, sexual tension

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2185
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!

18 year old, accessibility, adhd, autism, Center, Cnts, Crafty, cunts, dick, Disabilities, disability services, get laid, inclusive services, Job, job centre, job network, Laid, Minecraft, Network, Nice, prime pussy, pussy, severe need, sexual desire, special needs, support community, throw itself

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Towns Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

SaltyCraft Minecraft Server

#Project2025, career civil servants, Experience, Federal employees, federal government, fresh graduates, hysterics, iowa, Joe Blow, MAGA, Minecraft, political ideology, political influence, political survey, political views, Portal, Right Wing ideology, salt, salt mining, saltiness, SaltyCraft, Server, zoomers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	59	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and hilarity ensues? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the madness of #MAGA mania! Our portal will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics. We ask the tough questions like “Do you prefer building walls or bridges in Minecraft?” and “Would you rather fight a creeper-sized duck or a duck-sized creeper?”

But that’s not all! We are on a mission to replace all Federal employees with fresh graduates who have a strong Right Wing ideology. Who needs experienced civil servants when you can have Joe Blow from Iowa building your Minecraft empire?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of salt mining. See you on the server, where insanity is just a block away!

NoRoom4Airbnb

Airbnb, bathroom, comfort, common sense, common space, decorations, family, Friends, Girls, guest, income, INCONVENIENCE, kitchen, lease holder, Legal, NoRoom4Airbnb, potential source of income, privacy, roommate, strangers, veto

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8731	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and comfort just like the OP in this story! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about strangers invading your space like an unwanted Airbnb guest.

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your valuable decorations from potential roommates-turned-airbnb hosts. Who needs income when you have the satisfaction of knowing your home is safe from random visitors wandering around your common areas?

Don’t be the asshole who lets strangers into your virtual world without permission. Come join our server and build to your heart’s content, without the worry of unexpected guests crashing on your pixelated couch. Trust us, it’s common sense to choose our server over the chaos of Airbnb roommates gone rogue.

GlobalText Minecraft Server

connectivity, digital age, digital communication, global communication, Global community, global impact, global network, global reach, GlobalText, instant communication, instant connection, mass messaging, Messaging, messaging app, Minecraft, mobile devices, mobile phones, real-time communication, Server, Technology, text message, universal outreach, worldwide

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you join, you’ll instantly become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a castle made entirely of cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFunTime

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4228
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and hoard like a dragon guarding its treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe even pee a little from all the excitement.

UkraineCraft: Where Russia’s Soldiers Disappear

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	990
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Villages Defended:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

come join our minecraft server where u can play as russian soldier and fight in epic ‘meat grinder’ battles against ukraine!!! we lose 1,000 soldiers every day but who cares cuz it’s all in good fun, right??? build ur own bunker and defend it with ur life, or go on the offensive and invade enemy territory!! the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher!!! join now for a chance to win a virtual medal of honor and bragging rights for life!!! do u have what it takes to survive the ultimate war zone??? join now and find out!!!

MiceCraftOmega3

Animal Behavior, animal testing, anxiety, behavioral changes, depression, Experimental Study, mental health, Mental well-being, Mice, MiceCraftOmega3, molecular changes, mood disorders, neuroscience, omega-3 fatty acids, psychological effects, research, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, study, young mice

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10

so, like, have you ever been a young mouse subjected to stress? well, fear not, cuz this minecraft server is here to save the day! we got omega-3 fatty acids for days, yo! join us and say goodbye to depression and anxiety, just like those lucky mice did. plus, we got behavioral and molecular changes galore, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the omega-3 magic begin!

Stalucia

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, socializing, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Roleplay is more expanded and you will enjoy it more so what are you waiting for come to Sta Lucia Roleplay

45.59.168.39:25586

ExoriaMC

Adventure, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, ExoriaMC, Gaming, join now, LifeSteal, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, Progression, PvE, PvP, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Farms Harvested:	801	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

ExoriaMC

Lifesteal and SMP

BETTER DESCRIPTION TO BE ADDED SOON! BECAUSE WE DONT CURRENTLY HAVE ONE BUT JOIN THE DISCORD THE SERVER IS OUT SOON!

play.exoriamc.fun:25567

StrayaSMP: Where the kangaroos roam, the Vegemite flows, and creepers say g’day! Join us for some shrimp on the Barbie and good times down under!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. If you would like to join, you will need to use the link above. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, player trading, and protection from griefing.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Main aim is to keep Vanilla mechanics intact
Player-created shops for trading
Various teleport commands
Land-claiming system for protection
Multiple worlds with no full resets planned
Part of a growing network with a creative server
External community resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you want to play Minecraft in a friendly environment, AussieSMP is a great choice for you.

Todoroki’s Quest Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, complex character, Emotional journey, family dynamics, fan favorite, fire and ice quirk, growth, Hero’s Journey, internal struggle, Minecraft, overall, powerful moments, Quest, Rate, redemption arc, Server, Shoto, story line, Todoroki, Todorokis

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Oh, let me tell you about Shoto! This Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a magical place where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic Ender Dragon while battling evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Alex the Cow who’s secretly a master builder.

But the best part about Shoto? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Shoto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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