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Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	468725	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	119	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	68

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	349098	Mines Excavated:	3797
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chimeras Created:	2

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	123	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	78	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	58091
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	275
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Votes:	4503
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!