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Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9196	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	298
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

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CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	239	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4662	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7688	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	7678
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!