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KarenSlayerCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1540
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and get your revenge in the virtual world! Our server is filled with Karen NPCs that you can troll and mess with to your heart’s content. From stealing their virtual coupons to building giant “I want to speak to the manager” signs in front of their virtual houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Karen Boss Battle” event where you can team up with other players to defeat the ultimate Karen boss and claim the “I need to speak to the manager” sword as your prize. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience like no other.

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Cable Chaos Craft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Divine Spears Created:	25	Potions Brewed:	149
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

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Magical Ma-Fi Culture

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	9899
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	874

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1491	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	73	Void Gems Collected:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

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Near Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Towns Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	8379	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Votes:	8657
Emeralds Found:	6853	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	New Chunks Explored:	241137
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crops Grown:	1673	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9056

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Alien Abductions:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mines Excavated:	2890	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

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