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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 162 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3342 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 988960 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4682 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 270 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
