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Ugly & Never Minecraft Server

Anime, get a man, Minecraft, Never, over 30, Server, Ugly

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being judged for being over 30 and still playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the beauty of maturity! Join us and build your dream world without any age discrimination!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that age is just a number when it comes to crafting and building in Minecraft!

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6091	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9124
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Villages Defended:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1731	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.

CraftyCompliments

Adult, Alluring, arousing, best, Compliment, CraftyCompliments, Erotic, explicit, flirty, given, hot, INTIMATE, Naughty, NSFW, passionate, Received, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Suggestive

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6203
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to receive compliments that will make your blocky character blush and your pickaxe tremble with excitement. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in intense roleplay sessions, our server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity and your innocence. So come on, join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

TaiwanCraft: $570M Security Package

570M, arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, China, cross-strait relations, defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, national security, package, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	391759
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more security assistance than the U.S. sending to Taiwan! we got $570 million worth of protection, making china super jelly! come build your own fortress and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our loot. join now and be part of the biggest showdown in minecraft history!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed successful artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. Known for their luxurious and opulent brand image, MMG has released numerous hit albums and singles, solidifying their place in the hip-hop industry. With a roster of talented artists and a strong presence in the music scene, MMG continues to be a powerhouse in the rap world.

ENDOS SMP

Adventure, BUILD, children, Community, Creative, Educational, Engaging, Explore, Fun, Gaming, kid friendly, learn, Minecraft, Moderation, online safety, Platform, PvP, Safe, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, young players

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Dragon Eggs Found:	8786	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Creative and Survival Kid-friendly Minecraft Server designed for young players of all ages. We strive to provide a safe, engaging, and educational platform for children to explore, build, and learn. Our carefully moderated environment allows kids to unleash their creativity in Minecraft while fostering online safety. Join us at EndossMP for an exciting Minecraft adventure that combines fun and learning!

endossmp.com

Mistysmountain

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Compatible, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, MISTYS, Mistysmountain, Mountain, multiplayer, Open, Plugins, Public, Server, Survival, Visit, Warps

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Misty’s mountain is open to the public ! We have warps and simple plugins to match your needs . Come visit and see what we’re all about! Bedrock and Java compatible

147.135.105.169:25628