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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3277 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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