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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2529 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)