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Mines Excavated: | 2077 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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