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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3080 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.
SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.
