GermyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Emeralds Found:	5275	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1575	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6063
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	157	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	154
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchantments Applied:	121	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	865684	Potions Brewed:	58
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Farms Harvested:	431	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Towns Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crops Grown:	5400	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

action, aliens, battle, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, Challenging, Combat, Cooperative, Deeper, Digging, explosions, futuristic, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, INTENSE, lolz, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sci Fi, Space, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, War, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mines Excavated:	1795
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!