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  • Chef Roommate No More! Minecrafter

    Chef Roommate No More! Minecrafter

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo you wanna be part of the wildest minecraft server out there?! listen up, ok??! this is NOT your average server, we got the craziest shenanigans going on that’ll have you questioning your existence, seriously.

    first, let me tell you about the roommate drama – it’s more dramatic than a soap opera, like imagine a 29M living with 4 other peeps in a chaotic house where the cooking is like a gladiator battle, ok? one of them (we call him the hand-washing ninja – but he doesn’t even wash his hands! yuck!!) is serving up gourmet trash stew right after he just put the trash out. i mean, who needs a five-star restaurant when you can have that! join us and cook up your own survival meals (with HAND WASHING!!!) before you end up with a face full of mystery stew.

    AND. get this, once you log in, there’s ALIEN COWS invading the server. yeah, you heard that right. they’re here to steal your pizza and take you to their intergalactic hoe-downs. wanna have a dance-off to save the pizza?? join us and slap those cows with your diamond swords!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground tunnel built by a team of llamas that leads to a hidden treasure room where the gold is flowing like the river of dreams. no joke. you can also join our weekly “who can scream the loudest at Creepers” competition. the winner gets a lifetime supply of… uh, imaginary tacos. yum!!

    and don’t even get me started on the annual “sparkle-fight” where everyone runs around throwing glowstone and yelling random words! it’s a blast! A BLAST!

    so if you wanna ditch the boring normal servers and dive into this beautiful chaos of pixels and madness, come on over! just remember to bring your hand sanitizer because you never know when the hand-washing ninja may strike again!

    see ya in the blocky wonderland!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OCDTriggerNoob

    OCDTriggerNoob

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A FAMILY-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT WHERE YOU CAN WASH YOUR HANDS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT!

    WE UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF HYGIENE, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE cough 60M cough WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO WIPE THEIR DIRTY HANDS ON YOUR CLOTHES.

    BUT DON’T WORRY, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A GIANT HAND-WASHING STATION TO TEACH ALL THE PLAYERS THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANLINESS.

    SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S WASH AWAY ALL THE GERMS AND DRAMA, BECAUSE A CLEAN MINECRAFT WORLD IS A HAPPY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🧼🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyWeddingDrama

    BlockyWeddingDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a pregnant Minecraft player? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate all stages of life, even if you’re about to pop like a creeper!

    We understand the importance of having a supportive community, especially when you’re expecting a baby and your in-laws are more explosive than a TNT block. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and build your dream virtual nursery.

    Forget about traveling long distances for weddings, on our server, you can attend virtual weddings from the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about exposing your newborn to germs, they’ll be safe and sound in our pixelated world.

    So come join us, where diapers are optional and the only thing you’ll be dragging along is your trusty pickaxe. Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft family waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

    CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FartCraft: The Ultimate Server

    FartCraft: The Ultimate Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join this epic minecraft server where the elevators are filled with flatulence instead of sneezing! trust me, it’s way better for your health. our players have reported feeling more energized and alive after spending just a few minutes in our gas-filled elevators. plus, the smell is to die for (literally, it’s so potent you might actually die). but hey, at least you’ll die laughing! so come on down and experience the fart-tastic fun for yourself. join now and let the gas flow freely!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UnlickedPixels

    UnlickedPixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a licking good time! Join us and explore our world filled with majestic landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and of course, plenty of opportunities to lick the least licked body part.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the least licked body part is actually the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. Imagine the possibilities of what you could discover by venturing into uncharted territory and giving that neglected body part some much-needed attention.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on a licking quest like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the ultimate secret of the least licked body part and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FamilyBlockPartyGoneWrong

    FamilyBlockPartyGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where shoes are strictly forbidden? Look no further! Our server is a shoe-free zone, just like this person’s house on their daughter’s first birthday. We take cleanliness very seriously, just like this person who kicked out their in-laws for wearing dirty shoes inside.

    Join our server for a germ-free, shoeless gaming experience. Who needs shoes when you can wear virtual spa slippers while you build your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise not to kick you out for breaking the no-shoe rule – unless you bring in some seriously dirty shoes like those in-laws did.

    So come on over and leave your shoes at the door – or risk getting the boot like those unfortunate party guests. It’s a cultural norm, it’s a cleanliness standard, it’s a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and step into a shoeless paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

    Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stairway to Germ-Free Fun

    Stairway to Germ-Free Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own staircases without any handrails cuz we know u a germaphobe and dont wanna touch dat nasty stuff! but be warned, u might fall down and break ur blocky legs cuz u too busy avoiding germs. but hey, at least u wont get sick, right? come join us and live life on the edge, literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Realms

    Eternal Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

    play.eternal.gs

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RusticLand

    RusticLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

    mc.rusticland.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PowerMC

    PowerMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

    Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

    Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

    Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

    ms.powersmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vellumtale

    Vellumtale

    New Minecraft Servers

    I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

    But why should you join?

    > Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

    I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

    play.vellumtale.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EarthPol

    EarthPol

    New Minecraft Servers

    EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

    EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

    play.earthpol.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Oasis Hub

    Oasis Hub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

    play.oasishub.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tunes Craft

    Tunes Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

    tunescraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OpasMC

    OpasMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

    English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

    play.opasmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bartol SMP

    Bartol SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

    On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

    If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

    The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

    bartolsmp.com:27785

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Oholei Torah Chai

    Oholei Torah Chai

    New Minecraft Servers

    Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

    Gamemodes & minigames:

    Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

    otcMC.mywire.org

    New Minecraft Server
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