🔥GermFree Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stairway to Germ-Free Fun

Accidents, anxiety, Avoiding, Caution, cleanliness, falling down stairs, fear, Fun, GermFree, germophobes, germs, handrails, hazards, health, hygiene, phobias, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, stair hand rails, Stairs, STAIRWAY

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6700	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own staircases without any handrails cuz we know u a germaphobe and dont wanna touch dat nasty stuff! but be warned, u might fall down and break ur blocky legs cuz u too busy avoiding germs. but hey, at least u wont get sick, right? come join us and live life on the edge, literally!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Towns Built:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	3105
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9116
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8578	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6051	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	195
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Emeralds Found:	5118	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!