Germcraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition

bill, infectious diseases, GATES, terror attacks., germ games

So, like, u ever worry about smallpox terror attacks? Well, fear not, cuz this server got u covered! Bill Gates himself came down from his billionaire tower to warn us all about the dangers of smallpox and how we gotta be prepared. And how do we prepare, you ask? By playing ‘germ games’ on this epic Minecraft server, of course! Join us and learn how to defend against deadly diseases while building the sickest bases and battling creepers. Bill Gates approved, so u know it’s legit. Don’t be caught off guard when the smallpox zombies come knocking – join us now and be ready to survive the apocalypse in style!

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GermCraft Server: Race Riot

violence, Race War, Xenophobia, extremism, social unrest

Are you ready to join the ultimate battle for supremacy in a Minecraft server like no other? Welcome to our server where the craziest race war is happening in Germany!

Join forces with the Llamas and fight against the evil Sheep Empire as they try to take over the land of sausages and beer. Will you be able to defend your territory and claim victory in this epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted bratwursts and enchanted lederhosen waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find these hidden treasures and become the richest player in the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness of the race war in Germany! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

spooky dinner party, paper invitation, close friend group, sexy costumes, all girl event

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server where only women are allowed! Just like the spooky dinner party described above, we have strict guidelines – no men, no dogs, and definitely no kids allowed!

Join us for late-night gaming sessions where sexy costumes are optional but highly encouraged. Our virtual dance floor is always open for some epic block-breaking moves.

We’ve had to turn away countless creepers trying to sneak into our server, but don’t worry, our moderators are always on high alert.

So if you’re a woman looking for a fun and safe Minecraft community, join us now and let’s build some pixelated memories together! Remember, no boys allowed!

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BrotherlyLoveCraft

Upset, Secrets, numb, newly engaged, ENGAGEMENT

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

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BoomerCraft SMP

VHS tapes, rotaryphones, simpler times, smp, BoomerCraft

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

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CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

winning, Splurge, Priorities, Cash, SPENDING

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

russia, OrbánCraft, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Conflict

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

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HouthisRiseCraft

UN report, militant groups, regional influence, Iranian regime, security council

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive psychology, Fun, UniCraft, cognitive heuristics, cultural norms

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

InsulinCraft, cell regeneration, transplant, reprogrammed stem cells, medical breakthrough

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

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