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NoTouchy Door Handles

avoidance behavior, Behavioral Psychology, cleanliness, cleanliness paradox, cleanliness perception, contamination avoidance, Door, door handles, door hygiene, fear of contamination, germaphobia, hand hygiene, handles, hygiene, infectious diseases, NoTouchy, preventive measures, public awareness, public health, public restroom hygiene, sanitation, surface cleanliness, touch avoidance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	13

So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	6654
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	811	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!