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RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Animals Bred:	107
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2373
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6273	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mines Excavated:	2766
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Void Gems Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Towns Built:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	2448

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

ToplessCraft

aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, cousin, Deflection.., EMBARRASSMENT, family, guests, home, inappropriate, misunderstanding, partner, privacy, relationship, shower, topless, ToplessCraft, trousers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

absolute necessity, can’t go without, can’t imagine life without, can’t live without, can’t survive without, CantLiveWithout, Crucial, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, essential item, essential object, important, Indispensable, life necessity, Minecraft, must have, must-have item, must-have possession, necessity, one thing, required, smp, Vital

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

WebCrafterz

best kept secrets, favorite website, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden online treasures, hidden treasures, internet discoveries, internet gems, lesser known, lesser known gems, niche platforms, obscure online finds, obscure websites, secret websites, underrated online platforms, underrated sites, undiscovered gems, undiscovered websites, unique finds, WebCrafterz

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	1497
Void Armor Forged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!