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  • EuroCraftX: MuskSlayer & HabeckHater

    EuroCraftX: MuskSlayer & HabeckHater
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun.

    one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of angry llamas. it was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but in minecraft form.

    also, our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie traps, they’ll get ya if you’re not careful.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and also, we have free cake on thursdays. so why wouldn’t you wanna join?

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  • MineCraftyAgreementWoes

    MineCraftyAgreementWoes
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like a volcano on steroids! we got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more gold than a leprechaun’s pot o’ gold, and more emeralds than a fancy rich person’s jewelry box!

    join dis server if you wanna be swimmin’ in riches like Scrooge McDuck! we got crazy events like a diamond hunt where you gotta dodge creepers and skeletons to find the hidden treasure! we also got a build battle where you gotta create the craziest, most epic structure to win epic loot!

    but wait, there’s more! we got custom plugins that let you fly like a superhero, shoot fireballs like a dragon, and even turn into a freakin’ werewolf under the full moon! ain’t no other server out there like dis one, so come join the fun and let’s get this party started, y’all!

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  • MarriedGamer Minecraft Server

    MarriedGamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being judged for wanting to play video games as a married woman? Do you need a place where you can game in peace without someone questioning your life choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual fun. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and unleash your creativity without anyone telling you it’s a waste of time.

    Forget about the haters and naysayers, here you can be yourself and game to your heart’s content. Who needs a husband who doesn’t understand the joy of gaming when you have a whole community of fellow gamers who have your back?

    So come on over and join our server, where being a wife and future mom doesn’t mean you have to give up on your gaming dreams. Let’s show the world that being a gamer is not a crime, it’s a lifestyle!

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  • SubmarineCraft Server

    SubmarineCraft Server
    LOL yo, dis server be like them submarines – sleek, powerful, and ready to take you on a wild ride! Germany and Norway be like, “Yo Canada, join our project and get early access to these sick subs!” So come on down and dive into the depths of this epic Minecraft server! Swim with the dolphins, battle the kraken, and explore underwater cities like a boss! Join now for a chance to ride in style with your new submarine crew! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, eh?

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  • UkraineCraft: Trump’s GDP Stranglehold

    UkraineCraft: Trump’s GDP Stranglehold
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have secret plans crazier than Trump trying to strangle Ukraine! we demand a higher share of your Minecraft GDP than the reparations imposed on Germany at Versailles! build your own crazy empire and dominate the virtual world with us! who needs politics when you can have a blocky adventure like this?! join now before Trump starts building walls around our server!

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  • CraftyChopsticks Minecraft Server

    CraftyChopsticks Minecraft Server
    come join dis epic minecraft server where china and germany are bffs and workin together to build da ultimate minecraft world. we got pandas and beer everywhere, it’s like a crazy mashup of cultures. u can build ur own great wall or autobahn, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got special quests where u gotta team up with merkel and xi jinping to defeat creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • HateCraft: Europe Edition

    HateCraft: Europe Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we defend europe from far right hate speech with our epic builds and pixelated swords! scholz will protect you from vance’s evil plans to spread hate in the virtual world! build your own castle and fight off the trolls with your trusty pickaxe! join now and be a hero in the battle against hate speech in minecraft land!

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  • VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

    VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks
    so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

    join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

    why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

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  • The Lab

    The Lab
    General Info
    Current Version1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server LocationGermany
    Render Distance10
    Simulation Distance10
    Game ModeHard
    World Border12,5k x 12,5k
    FireTickOn (usually)
    Features
    [New!] Essence RPG
    [New!] Banner Flags
    [New!] Vanilla Refresh
    [New!] Ender Dragon Fight Remastered
    [New!] Villager Leash
    [New!] BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
    Head Database (/head)
    Dynmap
    Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
    Armor statues

    FAQ

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server started back in the middle of August in ’24 and is now on its 4th season.

    Q: Is there a map reset planned?

    A: Unlike prior seasons, we don’t plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

    Q: What can I do on the server?

    A: You can build your base, shop in the shopping district, participate in events and minigames, and even host your own events.

    Q: Are there any additional servers running?

    A: Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and fill out an application.

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  • VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition

    VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition
    so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

    also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.

    plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?

    so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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