lol u know what else is winning? our minecraft server! like, u gotta join cuz we got merz’s conservatives running the show and they are like, so pro at building stuff! they built a whole castle out of diamonds and emeralds, can u believe it? also, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a bird. no joke, u can soar through the skies and look down on all the peasants below. plus, our server is so lit that even the exit polls are saying it’s the best one out there. so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, get in on the fun and let’s build some epic stuff together!
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MerzCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyCDU29
come join this epic minecraft server, where the CDU/CSU party leads with 29% of the votes! we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. our players are like politicians, always scheming and plotting to take over the server. join now and be part of the craziest election ever in minecraft history! who will win? who will lose? join to find out and be part of the chaos!
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NukeCraft: Merz’s Euro Umbrella
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well guess what, we got nuclear umbrellas from france and britain to protect us from creepers and zombies! join now and be safe from all da dangers in da game! plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, u gotta find it tho cuz it’s hidden real good. trust me, u won’t regret joining dis server, it’s da bomb! literally, cuz of da nuclear umbrellas lol.
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MuskCraft: Boosting Blocks & Votes
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk boosts germany’s far-right party for funsies!! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for u! u can even ride on a rocket ship to the moon and back, just like elon musk himself! who needs politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?! join now for a chance to be the next space cowboy on our server!
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The Lab
Overview
Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric Server Location Germany Render Distance 10 Simulation Distance 10 Game Mode Hard World Border 12,5k x 12,5k FireTick On (usually) Features
- Banner Flags
- Vanilla Refresh
- Villager Leash
- BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
- Head Database (/head)
- Dynmap
- Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
- Armor statues
FAQ
How long has the server been running?
The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.
Is the map going to reset soon?
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.
What kind of events or minigames are available on the server?
You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.
Is there a modded server available?
Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
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NATO-End Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where you can build walls around your base to protect it from trump trying to end nato protection. merz from germany is like, “yo, you gotta join this server to be prepared for the chaos that’s coming.”we got crazy events where trump tries to invade your base with his army of chickens, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword.
join now and show trump that you ain’t scared of no wall-destroying maniac. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
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BlockyTroopWithdrawal
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉
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ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland
u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!
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FascismFallsMC SMP
OMG guys, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit AF! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a whole storyline where we’re fighting against evil mobs who are trying to take over the server and turn it into a dictatorship or something. It’s like, so intense, you won’t believe it!And like, if you’re American, you gotta join ASAP because like, we need your help to stop the evil mobs from turning the server into a fascist regime. It’s like, a race against time and only you can save us! So like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and democracy in Minecraft!
So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in this epic battle against evil! Let’s show those mobs who’s boss and make Minecraft great again! #FreedomFighter #MinecraftRevolution 🤪🔥🎮
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AliceCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! imagine if the far-right leader of Germany was actually a Minecraft player and held secret meetings with a Chinese envoy in the game! like, they were trading diamonds for emeralds or something, it’s wild! join this server for a chance to uncover the secret dealings of world leaders in the virtual world. who knows what other crazy stuff you’ll find on here! come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!