Germany MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChudBusters

vacation, WANDERER, travelgoals, OMG, Europe

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide

destroy, drafted, #My dear Americans, collide, together

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Imagine a world where Americans are being drafted to capture Iraq… or was it Iran? Who cares! The point is, on our server, you can be a part of epic battles and crazy adventures like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, unicorns roaming the land, and even zombie pigmen throwing parties!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a time-traveling adventure or a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

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Crafty Krauts

Language, Ostdeutsche Ausgabe, deutschland, reunification, Ostküste

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

war aftermath, UglyCraft, vile whales, germany, obese

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

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Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

Christian Nationalism, Monsters, Allowed, Zionism, Human

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

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Zombie Buffet: Where even the master race can’t resist a snack!

Anglo Britoncuck, indifference towards food, eating habits, North Western countries, food traditions

Are you tired of boring food cultures on other Minecraft servers? Come join us on Minewind where we take food to a whole new level of awesomeness! Our players are always smiling and the sun is always shining because our food is just that good. Say goodbye to bland meals and hello to a world of culinary delights. Join us now and experience the joy of eating like never before!

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CraftyChug – Where Minecraft meets Ukrainian shenanigans! #15913

NATO Council, Globohomo, Talmud, podcasts, meets

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, unexpected twists, and jaw-dropping battles.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting for your life against mobs that are ten times bigger and stronger than usual. And if that’s not enough, we have special events where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at each other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the NPCs have their own drama going on. You’ll witness love triangles, betrayals, and epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Rule and Players Drool

cultural identity, Turkeys, nationalism, Players, Government

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate turkey lover’s paradise! We have so many turkeys roaming around that you’ll feel like you’re in a Thanksgiving feast every day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground German flag society. Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden flags, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical schnitzel.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most turkey-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

generation, game development, Studio, Crafty, ubisoft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

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CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Singapore, russia, uk, italy, data analysis

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

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