hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!
PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
River2SeaDenialCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the haters who post weird stuff like ‘From the River to the Sea’!!! we don’t play that nonsense here, only cool peeps allowed. plus, if you join, you get a FREE pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds!!! true story, bro. also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on a flying pig and battle evil unicorns. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever!!! 🐉🌈🦄🧀 #minecraftmadness
PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem
join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!
PixelPuncherCraft
Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Picture this: a machete-armed man running around with a Palestinian flag, causing chaos and mayhem in Germany. But wait, it gets even wilder – he’s not just attacking people, he’s also setting fires and ramming into things like a maniac!
If you want to experience the thrill of dodging machetes while trying to build your dream castle, then this is the server for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be lucky enough to witness the machete man in action and join in on the madness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any machete-wielding maniacs. Happy crafting!
WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!
The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!
Minecraft Server Overview
General Info
Current Version 1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric Server Location Germany Render Distance 10 Simulation Distance 10 Game Mode Hard World Border 10k x 10k FireTick On (usually) Features
Head Database (/head) Dynmap Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration Proximity Voice Chat Armor statues Faster minecarts If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!
FAQ
1. How do I join the server?
To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.
2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?
The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.
3. Where is the server located?
The server is located in Germany.
MozartTeenBeats Minecraft Server
OMG, u gots to join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret portal to the library in Germany where Mozart hid his secret tunes! Legend has it, if u play his music while mining diamonds, u get super OP powers like flying on a pig and shooting rainbow lasers from ur eyes! Plus, we got a pet creeper named Wolfgang who loves to blow stuff up in rhythm with the music. Join now and be part of the Mozart madness!
CraftySocialDemo
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we be buildin’ like scholz’s social democrats buildin’ up dem votes in a german state election! we be ahead of dem far right players, showin’ dem who’s boss in dis virtual world! exit polls be signalin’ dat dis server be da bomb, so come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures! who needs real life politics when you can rule the minecraft world with us? come on, you know you wanna join!
MissileCraftJetz
so like, u know how germany is all about being super safe and stuff, well now they are taking it to a whole new level by installing missile defence systems on their new government jets. like, imagine flying around in a jet and feeling all protected from missiles and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in the sky, but without the cape. so if u wanna feel like a boss and fly around in style, then u gotta join this server. we may not have missile defence systems, but we do have some pretty cool mods and stuff. plus, u never know when u might need to escape from a virtual missile attack, right? so come join us and let’s fly high together!
OktoberCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉