join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).
why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!
| General Info | |
|---|---|
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
| Features |
|---|
| [New!] Essence RPG |
| [New!] Banner Flags |
| [New!] Vanilla Refresh |
| [New!] Ender Dragon Fight Remastered |
| [New!] Villager Leash |
| [New!] BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack |
| Head Database (/head) |
| Dynmap |
| Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration |
| Armor statues |
A: The server started back in the middle of August in ’24 and is now on its 4th season.
A: Unlike prior seasons, we don’t plan on resetting the map for a very long time.
A: You can build your base, shop in the shopping district, participate in events and minigames, and even host your own events.
A: Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
A: Join the Discord server and fill out an application.
also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?
so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.