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Front Line Frenzy Minecraft Server
Austria-Hungary, Battles, CASUALTIES, Combat, eastern europe, eastern front, Eastern Front conditions, Eastern Front experience, Frenzy, front, germany, historical events, line, military history, Minecraft, russia, Server, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, trench warfare, WARFARE, world war 1, WW1Are you tired of boring history lessons? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the Eastern Front of WW1 like never before! Picture this: instead of trenches and battles, you’ll be building epic fortresses and engaging in intense PvP battles with other players. Who needs history books when you can relive the past in a totally wacky and entertaining way? Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible! -
Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server
AVOID, Behavior, blocky, bunch, Cultural differences, customs, do not, Etiquette, Foreign, germany, Guidelines, International, Laws, Minecraft, Prohibited, Protocol, regulations, reminder, restrictions, rules, Server, taboo, travel, VisitWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?
3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!
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Great Power Minecraft Server
American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world powerWelcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.
So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!
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Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP
Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tacticsAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.
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Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
blocky, building codes, cyclone, disaster preparedness, environmental risks, Flooding, Floodplains, flowing water, germany, Houses, infrastructure development, local customs, LUCK, Minecraft, natural disasters, Poland, polska, risky terrain, russia, Server, superstition, Urban planning, Vistula RiverWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
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Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
80s, BELIEF, best candidate, Cool, current events, Delusional, election, German, germany, huge margin, kamala, Kamalas, leftoids, Mainstream, Minecraft, Normalfags, opinion, Perception, political analysis, Politics, Server, society, trends, VotingAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! -
Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
controversial figure, dessert, dictator, dictator’s diet, dictator’s favorite food, dictator’s guilty pleasure, dictator’s indulgence, Evil, frozen, Genocide, germany, historical figure, History, hitler, ice cream, infamous leader, Minecraft, nazi, Propaganda, smp, War Crimes, world war IILooking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! -
KarmaCraft Minecraft Server
Career Advice, Communication Issues, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, financial struggles, housing crisis, job loss, Karma, KarmaCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemploymentLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
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BoyfriendBrunchFail
AITAH, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBrunchFail, Breakfast, busy, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DoorDash, FRIDAY, groceries, ignoring, light sleeper, pouty behavior, relationship, Routine, Sleeping, special day, standoffish, Understanding, work from homeLooking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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CashBackSibMinecraftSMP
Borrowing, borrowing from family, CashBackSibMinecraftSMP, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Etiquette, family, finances, financial boundaries, loans, MONEY, money management, personal finance, relationships, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Siblings, TrustAre you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown! -
SaharaFloods Minecraft Server
climate change, desert floods, dramatic images, environmental impact, extreme weather, flash floods, Floods, historic floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, rare event, SAHARA, Sahara climate, sahara desert, Sahara drought, Sahara ecosystem, Sahara floods, Sahara geography, Sahara rain, Sahara wildlife, SaharaFloods, Server, weather phenomenonyo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
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ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid
aid, berlin, Berlin summit, Berlin visit, Chancellor Scholz, defense support, Diplomacy, european politics, germany, Germany military aid, Germany-Ukraine relations, international relations, Military, military aid, military assistance, political meetings, President Zelenskiy, Scholz, Scholzs, security cooperation, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiy visit, ZelenskiyCraftLOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior! -
Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
19th century, Africa, Attacks, CARNIVORES, Colonialism, Dna, Evidence, History, humans, investigation, Kenya-Uganda Railway, Kenyan lions, killings, Lions, man-eaters, PREDATORS, savagery, teeth, Tsavo, Tsavo Man-Eaters, Victims, wildlifecome join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server! -
Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade
Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, Beta, bracketbrigade, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime syndicate, crossplay, Custom Titles, Escape, Features, Keepinventory, Land claiming, Lore, Minecraft, Mystery, Nations, Rats, Semi Vanilla, Server, Text Formatting, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World MapWelcome to Akoot & Co Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. Features - Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
- World Map (dynmap)
- Bedrock support (Geyser)
- Unlimited Homes
- No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
- KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
- Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
- Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
- Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
- Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)
No application required! Just launch the game and play! IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version:
1.21.1
FAQ
Is there land claiming?
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Can I have multiple homes?
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
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Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server
cultural identity, ethnicity, heritage, irish, irish american, irish ancestry, Irish community, Irish Culture, Irish descent, Irish diaspora, irish heritage, irish history, Irish immigrants, Irish pride, irish roots, Irish traditions, Minecraft, Nationality, Oirish, Server, St. Patrick’s day, StereotypesTop o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
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Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
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ChemicalTasteMC Server
Chemicals, ChemicalTasteMC, child development, child safety, clean floor, cleaning products, Communication, dish washing pod, fabric glue stick, hot glue stick, household hazards, household safety, ingestion, irresponsible behavior, laundry detergent, non verbal, parenting, poison control, Server, tasting chemicals, Toddler, verbal communicationLooking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.