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  • Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server
    So, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? It’s, like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, seriously, you gotta join this server ASAP.

    First off, let me tell you about the players on this server. They’re like a mix of French, Germans, and British peeps who all think Trump is a dictator. Can you believe it? They’re all united in their hatred for the orange man.

    But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are, like, total geniuses. They’ve created this whole new world where pigs can talk and cows can fly. It’s, like, a total trip, man.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Steve. Yeah, that’s right, THE Steve. Rumor has it he’s got diamond armor for days and can take down a creeper with his eyes closed.

    So, if you wanna join a server where the players are woke and the admins are wizards, come on down to this totally rad Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyGermans Minecraft Server

    CraftyGermans Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how germans are all like, “hey, US, u used to be cool but now u not so trustworthy”? well, on this server, we don’t care about trustworthiness cuz we all about having a good time and building epic stuff together! join us and be part of a community that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! plus, we got this crazy story about a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. u gotta see it to believe it! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

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  • CraftyMuskGuiltFree

    CraftyMuskGuiltFree
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even elon musk himself told germans to join cuz it’s so good. he was all liek “get over ur past guilt and join dis server, it’s da bomb!” and den he did a speech at a far-right AfD rally, talkin bout how dis server is da best thing since sliced bread. so, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it, it’s gonna blow ur mind!

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  • MineBank Minecraft Server

    MineBank Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

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