Germans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMuskGuiltFree

afd, controversial, CraftyMuskGuiltFree, cultural sensitivity, elon musk, extremism, far right, forgiveness, Germans, History, Holocaust, nationalism, past guilt, Politics, Propaganda, public speaking, Rally, reconciliation, Speech, world war II

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even elon musk himself told germans to join cuz it’s so good. he was all liek “get over ur past guilt and join dis server, it’s da bomb!” and den he did a speech at a far-right AfD rally, talkin bout how dis server is da best thing since sliced bread. so, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it, it’s gonna blow ur mind!

Narrative Minecraft Server

antisemitic legend, Assad, authentic, Betrayed, credible, fake Arab actor, Germans, jewkraine war, Minecraft, narrative, official narrative, Rabbis, RIGGED, Russian support, scripted, Server, Stab in the back, Syria, War, WW1

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8304	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of taking over kingdoms in under 3 days with only 15 players against massive armies! Who needs Russian support when you have a fake Arab actor leading the way? It’s like a totally authentic war, just like the ones scripted by Rabbis in the past. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to create your own legendary moments and feel the betrayal of being stabbed in the back by your enemies (or maybe even your friends)! Join now for an epic adventure unlike any other!

First Defensive Operation Minecraft SMP

Aufklarer reconnaissance units, battlefield, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Convicts, Defensive, defensive operation, Examination, Feldgendarmerie, Fight, Germans, Military, Minecraft, mixed force, Operation, regular infantry, smp, strategy, success, Tactics, turkey shoot, Victory

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Our first defensive operation was a total success, thanks to our elite team of players who took down the enemy with ease. Turns out, the Germans sent a mixed force of reconnaissance units and convicts supervised by Feldgendarmerie – talk about a wild mix! It was like shooting turkeys in a barrel, but don’t worry, we promise our battles are a lot more challenging than that. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows, you might even come across some convicts trying to take over the server – but don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Eagle Theft Minecraft Server

Cultural preservation, cultural theft, eagle, eagle sculptures, Eagles, Germans, germany, historical theft, looted artifacts, Minecraft, national symbols, nazi, repatriation, Server, Stole, stolen art, stolen heritage, stolen history, stolen treasures, Symbolism, theft, War Crimes, World War 2

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Buildings Constructed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of those sneaky Germans stealing your eagles? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have an army of pixelated eagles ready to protect your precious loot! Join us and witness epic battles between players riding eagles and German invaders trying to snatch them away. It’s a wild ride filled with feathers, fury, and lots of laughs. So come on over and show those Germans who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Bonding, Boys, bros, camaraderie, Chaos, Craft, Friends, Fun, Game, Germans, group, House, Minecraft, Mischief, Neighborhood, Party, pranks, Server, Starting, throwing shit, troublemakers, Vandalism

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

cultural behavior, German characteristics, German cultural traits., German culture, German customs, German generalizations, German habits, German mindset, German national character, German people, German personality, German quirks, German society, German stereotypes, german traditions, German traits, Germans, Minecraft, national identity, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	8703
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Behavior, characteristics, culture, customs, ethnicity, Europe, generalizations, Germans, History, Identity, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Psychology, Server, social norms, societal traits, society, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1754

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Farms Harvested:	523	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abroad, BLOCK, communities, cultural exchange, diaspora, Dispersion, Diversity, expatriates, Germans, Global, global citizenship, International, Isaiah 11:12, Isaiahs, Migration, Minecraft, multicultural, Overseas, Party, Population, Server, SETTLEMENT, transnational, Unity, world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	217
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mines Excavated:	1166
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2233
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

ludwig, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	5519
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who was born in 1770 and is considered one of the greatest composers in Western classical music. He was a key figure in the transition between the Classical and Romantic eras and his works are renowned for their emotional depth and technical innovation. Despite losing his hearing later in life, Beethoven continued to compose some of his most famous works, including his Ninth Symphony and “Für Elise”. He passed away in 1827, leaving behind a rich legacy of music that continues to be celebrated and performed worldwide.

BlockFusion

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Creative Minigames Adventure Towny Factions Skyblock PvP Economy Roleplay Prison Parkour Pixelmon Vanilla Mods Quests Dungeons HUB Whitelist Dynmap

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	829
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Buildings Constructed:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

BlockFusion: Where Worlds Collide!

Welcome to BlockFusion, the ultimate cross-platform Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a seasoned Java miner or a Bedrock adventurer, our server bridges the gap, allowing everyone to play together seamlessly. Here’s what awaits you:

Community-Driven

play.blockfusionmc.com

JenoBox

Boxpvp, Clients, Hardcore, JenoBox, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, professionals, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4077	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	159
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Server is BOXPVP made by professionals, server is survival, you can join with every versions and clients

JenoBox.endermc.fun:23176

DiplomaticaMC: Where Minecraft Politics Are More Intense Than Real Life! Join Us Now!

alliances, Announcements, city building, Community, Custom Map, DiplomaticaMC, Discord Channel, Dungeons, Economy, INTENSE, Join, Life, Minecraft, mobs, Nations, Player Base, Politics, Rank Subscriptions, rare items, real, rules, Server store, smp, society, Staff Team, Survival, Tools

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord Server	Join Discord
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How to join the server?	Simply input “diplomaticamc.com” as the server IP in your Minecraft client and join.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.4 and above.
What is the economy based on?	The economy on the server runs on the gold ingot standard.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, Character Anecdote, character builds, Character Trailer, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, Minecraft, Mualani, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xinyan

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a blaze in the Nation of Pyro? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than Kaedehara Kazuha’s sword! Join now and experience the ultimate sightseeing experience with Mualani as your guide. But beware, Kachina’s shimmering dance of stone might just rock your world!

Need a rescue from boring servers? Look no further than our server where kindness begets friendship and adventure awaits at every turn. With characters like Xinyan and Bennett by your side, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are more rewarding than finding Primogems in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for epic loot and useful links to enhance your gaming experience. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Age 29 Minecraft SMP Countdown

29 year old, 29th birthday, 42k a year, 50k a year, Adulthood, age, age milestone, birthday celebration, budgeting, career earnings, city income, countdown, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial status, income statistics, median income, milestone birthday, Minecraft, nearing 30, personal finance, salary comparison, smp, turning 29

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of being a broke 29-year-old in a city where everyone is making bank? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and start making virtual money instead! We have secret diamond mines, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your hard-earned emeralds. Who needs a 50k salary when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Join now and level up your life in the most ridiculous way possible!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, Assistance, bragging, college, contributions, DadCraft, disagreement, Disrespect, education, family, Father, finances, financial aid, Homophobia, loans, Minecraft, parental support, Perception, pride, relationships, scholarships, Server, Support

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2945	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Our server is so epic, even if your dad claims he “put you through college,” you can still join and show off your skills in building and survival. Build your own virtual college campus and show him who’s boss!

With crazy challenges and hilarious interactions, you’ll forget all about your dad’s bragging and Aunt Sara’s nosiness. Plus, our server is so inclusive and welcoming, even your homophobic dad would have a blast (if he wasn’t too busy being disrespectful elsewhere).

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, survive, and laugh together on our amazing Minecraft server!

VacayVandalz

bali trip, Communication Issues, Couples Activities, different perspectives, Friends, Friendship Dynamics, Girls trip, hurt feelings, long text, misunderstandings, social drinker, vacation, vacation aftermath, vacation behavior, vacation conflict, vacation drama, vacation expectations, vacation fallout, vacation reflection, VacayVandalz

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even on vacation! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this Bali trip from hell.

Imagine building your dream villa with your friends, only to have them turn on you and accuse you of ruining their vacation. But fear not, on our server, you can build your own paradise without the fear of backstabbing friends.

Get ready for cocktails, massages, and hiking adventures with your virtual pals. And don’t worry, there won’t be any judgmental comments about your drinking habits here. You can party all night long without any consequences!

Join us on this crazy journey where friendships are tested, and alliances are formed. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over who gets the ensuite room in your virtual villa.

So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold. Who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft community like ours? Let’s build, explore, and maybe even stir up some trouble along the way.

WishUknewSooner – Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, wisdom, WishUknewSooner

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?

EzPzCraft – Not as Hard as They Say!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Votes:	2217	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We promise, mining for diamonds is easier than tying your shoelaces in this wacky world. Our server is so magical, even creepers are afraid of exploding because they might miss out on all the fun!

Rumor has it, our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they only steal your blocks to build you a surprise castle made entirely of gold!

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking pigs who will trade you enchanted items for bacon. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can challenge the legendary Chicken King to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted feather boots that make you jump higher than a slime on a trampoline.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen)!