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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3937 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2116 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!