New Minecraft Servers 2025

German Minecraft Servers

German Minecraft Servers

  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 6281
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Villages Defended: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 177 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaurusMissileMadness

    TaurusMissileMadness
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5535
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Animals Bred: 93
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Star Shards Collected: 297
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 246

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    so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

    u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

    so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Holy Coconut

    Holy Coconut
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2610
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

    heiligekokos.g-portal.game:29331

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

    C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8282
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name c47.ch
    Server IP mc.c47.ch
    Version 1.21.1
    Language eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

    Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

    & his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

    No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

    2. How many active members are currently on the server?

    There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

    3. Is the server Discord server small?

    Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

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  • SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village

    SakuraCraft Minecraft SMP – German Woman Living in a 140 Year Old Japanese Village
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 5731
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

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    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to live in a 140-year-old Japanese house just like this German woman? Well, join our SMP and you can build your own historical masterpiece! Who needs modern houses when you can have a piece of history in your virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that this Japanese house is haunted by the ghost of a samurai warrior who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. Plus, the house comes with its own hot spring where you can relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of living in a truly unique and bizarre setting. Who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mousy Minecraft Server: German Gaunt Faces

    Mousy Minecraft Server: German Gaunt Faces
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 767
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they haven’t eaten in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: “Why do Germans have such mousy, gaunt faces?” Join us and discover the secret hidden in the pixels of our virtual world. Maybe it’s all the bratwurst they eat or perhaps it’s the curse of the creeper that haunts their dreams. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast uncovering the mysteries of German facial features while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. So come on, join us and let’s solve this enigma together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wisdom Echoes Minecraft Server

    Wisdom Echoes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7112
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the wonders of a German-themed world where you can build your very own bratwurst castle or ride a schnitzel horse into battle! Our Game Launch icon is next to Freeshop because we believe in giving you the freedom to shop for all your Minecraft needs without any restrictions.

    But that’s not all – our title screen and save select menu will leave you in stitches with their hilarious animations and quirky characters. And don’t even get us started on the in-game clips – they’re so short, you’ll be left wanting more!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lederhosen dungeon or uncover the legendary sauerkraut treasure! The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Painful Meds VS Placebo – Winner 2024

    Painful Meds VS Placebo – Winner 2024
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9422
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Runes Activated: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?

    our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.

    also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””/Crafty German Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty German Minecraft SMP/””
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 1095
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 391
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Dreiländerausgabe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who rule the server with an iron hoof. If you want to be in their good graces, you better join us.

    2. Our spawn point is actually a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds. And yes, you can eat it. But be warned, it may give you superpowers or turn you into a chicken.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant watermelon farms. Don’t worry, they mean well…we think.

    4. We have an annual “Troll Olympics” event where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest statue or racing pigs through obstacle courses. The winner gets a crown made of TNT.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on Dreiländerausgabe! Just watch out for those llamas…they’re always watching.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MakerSMP

    MakerSMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3214
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Mines Excavated: 1304
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Gods Slained: 2

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    MacherSMP is a German minigame/community server. We currently have two game modes: Kingdom and Pillars. If you would like to find out more information about the server and the game modes, please join the server or visit our website.

    MacherSMP.de

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  • SonicCraft – Gotta Mine Fast! Join ‘/sthg/’ for Chaos Emeralds & Creeper Explosions!

    SonicCraft – Gotta Mine Fast! Join ‘/sthg/’ for Chaos Emeralds & Creeper Explosions!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 1217
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Animals Bred: 193
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 18

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    Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in existence! Join us at the Sonic the Hedgehog General for a wild ride through all things Sonic! We’ve got more hype than a chili dog at a speedster convention!

    2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for some edgy adventures. And don’t miss out on the IHOP Sonic Promotion – who knew pancakes could be so fast?

    We’ve even got a leaked Sonic Toy Party, where the toys come to life and start racing each other around the server. And mark your calendars for the Knuckles Series Trailer premiere – it’s gonna be more epic than a Chaos Emerald hunt.

    Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming in December 2024? Get your rings ready, because it’s gonna be a blast!

    Join us for all the Sonic news, game recommendations, and even a booru full of OCs that will make your head spin faster than Sonic himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos at the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!

    Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5403
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KonosubaCraft: Where explosions, chaos, and hilarity reign supreme in the world of Minecraft!

    KonosubaCraft: Where explosions, chaos, and hilarity reign supreme in the world of Minecraft!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 7828
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Villages Defended: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8844 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 65 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…and anime! That’s right, by joining our server, you are actually helping to save anime from extinction! How, you ask? Well, our server is powered by the tears of kawaii kittens and the laughter of magical unicorns, which in turn keeps the anime world alive and thriving. So come join us and be a hero to all your favorite anime characters! Plus, did we mention that our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons? It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

    TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7046
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 284
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Runes Activated: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

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  • ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

    ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 5518
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Emeralds Found: 1360

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    Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

    Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

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  • Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

    Pixelated Wasteland Adventures
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 1704
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Ores Mined: 8710
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

    Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1315
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Ores Mined: 9397 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9364
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

    NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9003
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

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    Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

    But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

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  • DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

    DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2108
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

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