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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2524
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	4967
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9564	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	280566
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Emeralds Found:	2607
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ores Mined:	9376	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	131	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9589
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	238

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

MineModulate

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