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CraftyPutinDefeatZelensky

common interest, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyPutinDefeatZelensky, Defeat, Democracy, Diplomacy, european union, German lawmakers, global affairs, international relations, leadership, nato, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, solidarity, Speech, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7392	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	33792
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lil world and stuff, but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like talking to german lawmakers about how we all gotta come together to defeat putin in the game. like, bruh, how crazy is that? join our server and help zelensky take down putin in the most epic minecraft battle ever. plus, we got unlimited diamonds and a secret underground base filled with cake. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be a part of history in the making!

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Animals Bred:	169
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	3519
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	110

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

block-game.life

Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

bed TP, Discord, Drinking, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, Java 1.20.6, Land Claim, no cheating, play.hotdogwater.dog, PvP, stealing, Surviving, Water

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Vote for resets on Discord
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Is this server Hardcore Vanilla Survival?	Yes, it is a Hardcore Vanilla Survival server running on Java 1.20.6
Are resets based on player votes?	Yes, players can vote for resets on Discord
Are PvP, griefing, and stealing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server
Is cheating or hacking allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server