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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7807 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9865 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!