German court Minecraft Servers

German Court

  • MuskCraft: Data Quest

    MuskCraft: Data Quest

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    so, like, you know that one time when Elon Musk was all like “i’m gonna take over the world with my electric cars and space rockets”? well, turns out some German court was like “nah bro, you gotta hand over that election data first”. and like, now he’s all shooketh and stuff.

    but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our epic Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even Elon Musk would be jealous.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in Morse code? yeah, you heard that right. so come on over and join the fun before Elon Musk tries to take over this server too.

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  • NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

    NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

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    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

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  • NaziNana99 Minecraft

    NaziNana99 Minecraft

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    so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that it’s run by a 99-year-old ex-nazi camp secretary. but get this, he’s not just any old secretary, he’s, like, a master builder in minecraft. he can create the most insane builds u’ve ever seen, like a giant swastika made out of diamonds or a concentration camp made out of bedrock.

    u might be thinking, “why would i want to join a server run by a nazi?” well, let me tell u, this guy is, like, totally reformed. he’s seen the error of his ways and now he’s using his minecraft skills for good. he’s building schools and hospitals and even a theme park dedicated to world peace.

    plus, if u join his server, u get, like, special perks. u can fly around the map on a magic carpet made out of golden apples or summon a zombie army to do ur bidding. and every month, there’s a pvp tournament where the winner gets a real-life hug from the ex-nazi himself.

    so, like, if u want to join the most insane minecraft server ever and hang out with a reformed ex-nazi, then u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.

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  • River2Sea Minecraft Server

    River2Sea Minecraft Server

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    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the German court is talking about it? Well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is about to blow your mind!

    Join us on this epic journey where you can build from the river to the sea, just like in that court case everyone’s talking about. It’s like, the ultimate test of free speech, but in Minecraft form. How crazy is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a pet dragon to ride around on. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

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  • DroneCrafters – Convicted Supply Co.

    DroneCrafters – Convicted Supply Co.

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    so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re thrown into this crazy world where a German-Russian couple is like, tryna supply drone parts to Russia. like, what even? it’s like a whole spy thriller movie, but in minecraft form. join this server for the most insane and wild adventures you’ll ever experience. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon? come join the chaos, dude!

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  • NoGuns4AfD

    NoGuns4AfD

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    so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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  • Höcke’s Nazi Fines Minecraft Server

    Höcke’s Nazi Fines Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u should totally join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we have this crazy dude who got fined by a german court for using a nazi slogan TWICE. like, who even does that, amirite? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the nazis are like “whoa, chill bro,” then u gotta join us. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like, super exclusive and only the coolest players get access. so like, come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

    and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

    so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • LewyBlockz: Memory Boosted Server

    LewyBlockz: Memory Boosted Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dementia with lewy bodies world! forget ur worries and slow down cognitive decline with our alzheimer’s drug-themed gameplay!

    choose between ChEIs, memantine, or no treatment to see which one helps u survive the longest in our crazy virtual world. watch out for the dementia zombies and try not to forget where u put ur diamond sword!

    with reduced risk of death in the first year after diagnosis, u can play for hours on end without worrying about losing all ur progress. join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!

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  • GoblinSlayer92 Minecraft Server

    GoblinSlayer92 Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. Want a pet creeper that won’t explode? Done. Need a potion that turns you into a block of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). See you in the game!

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