come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the haters who post weird stuff like ‘From the River to the Sea’!!! we don’t play that nonsense here, only cool peeps allowed. plus, if you join, you get a FREE pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds!!! true story, bro. also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on a flying pig and battle evil unicorns. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever!!! 🐉🌈🦄🧀 #minecraftmadness
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CraftyCitizen: DeclareIsraelExist
so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!

