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TrumpCraft: Redefine & Conquer

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german ambassador is warning about it! apparently, trump has some crazy plan to redefine the whole constitutional order just because of this server. like, can you believe that? but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the fun and chaos you could ever want in a minecraft server. join us now and be a part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from the president himself. just kidding, that would be insane, right? but seriously, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be epic!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Votes:	1078

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	3452
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Votes:	8622	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mines Excavated:	4936	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	6406	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!