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XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Votes:	3826

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Wagyu Beef Feast with German Parents in Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Beef, culinary adventure, culture, Dining, eating out, Experience, family, feast, Food, German, international cuisine, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, parents, Restaurant, smp, tradition, travel, Video, vlog, wagyu, wagyu beef, WOMAN

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	244	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ores Mined:	8729	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness German women bringing their parents to feast on wagyu beef in the virtual world! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from diamond-hungry llamas to villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Join now and be part of the madness!

German Minecraft SMP Vibes

Ancestry, Appearance, comparison, cultural identity, Diversity, ethnicity, European, facial characteristics, Features, Foreign, German, heritage, Minecraft, Nationality, Observation, Perception, question.., resemblance, Similarities, smp, Stereotypes, VIBES

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Ores Mined:	558	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	801

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player looks suspiciously German! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst battles, schnitzel showdowns, and lederhosen loot drops.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a giant pretzel floating in the sky. Don’t ask us how it got there, just come and experience the salty goodness for yourself.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Beer Barrel of Infinite Brewing, where you can fill up your stein with endless amounts of ale. Just be careful not to get too tipsy, or you might end up in a drunken dance-off with a zombie villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our German-themed Minecraft SMP and immerse yourself in a world of wacky adventures and sauerkraut surprises. Prost!

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

comedic styles, comedy, comparison, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, Entertainment, funny, Georgian, Georgian humor, German, German humor, humor analysis, humor debate, humor discussion, humor preference, humor styles, jokes, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, satire, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	9784
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

German Gaming Minecraft Server

age rating, age restrictions, game ratings, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming industry in Germany, gaming laws, gaming legislation, gaming market, gaming market in Germany, gaming restrictions, German, germany, Germany gaming, indie developers, indie game developers, indie games, law, Minecraft, regulations, Server, Steam, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

The Alamoa Minecraft Server

Alamoa, Alemoa, Apparition, Baudelairean skull, blonde woman, Dutch presence, Fernando de Noronha, Fridays, German, Iara, legend, Light, madness, Mermaid, Minecraft, moths, multicolored light, naked woman, Olavo Dantas, Pico, popular imagination, river goddess, rocky peak, seduction, Server, skeleton, supernatural woman, Tannhäuser, Venusberg, Wanderers, White Lady

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	2596
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our mysterious and enchanting Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the Alamoa, also known as the “White Lady” of Fernando de Noronha. Legend has it that she lures unsuspecting fishermen and travelers with her blonde hair and naked beauty, only to reveal her true form as a skeleton, driving them mad! But that’s not all – she can also appear as a dazzling, multicolored light that will chase you down if you try to escape.

Rumor has it that her residence is the Pico, a rocky peak 321 meters high on the island of Fernando de Noronha. Every Friday, the rock cracks open and a mysterious light appears at the “door of the Pico,” attracting moths and wanderers alike. Will you be brave enough to venture into her palace of Venusberg and risk becoming another crazed lover trapped forever in the mountain?

Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the haunting presence of the Alamoa. Who knows, you might even uncover the true origin of this supernatural seductress. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few skeletons in the closet (literally)!

German Women Minecraft SMP

German, German culture, German stereotypes, german women, German women appearance, German women beauty, German women behavior, German women characteristics, German women dating, German women empowerment, German women fashion, German women feminism, German women history, German women lifestyle, German women personality, German women relationships, German women society, German women traditions, German women traits, Minecraft, smp, Women, women in Germany

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of German women who are secretly Minecraft pros! They may seem innocent and sweet, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in a PvP battle without breaking a sweat. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they use to bribe new players into joining their faction. So if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a group of badass German women in a virtual world, then this is the server for you! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!

Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

aggression, altercation, asuka, Championship, Combat, Confrontation, face, fighter, German, japanese, Kraut, Martial Arts, match, Minecraft, Physical, Punching, Revenge, rival, Server, Ugly, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1642	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Potions Brewed:	132	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

80s, BELIEF, best candidate, Cool, current events, Delusional, election, German, germany, huge margin, kamala, Kamalas, leftoids, Mainstream, Minecraft, Normalfags, opinion, Perception, political analysis, Politics, Server, society, trends, Voting

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1783
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CookiePrison

Economy, Prison

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9922	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Fun OP Prison Server To Play On With Great Staff! Great planned website Only out of Beta so everything is nice and fresh!

23.94.121.17

Anarchy-Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

This server is anarchy survival. Our only rules are set in place to keep the server legitimate, aka no hacking and no advertising. Anarchy also means anything goes with raiding, griefing, theres no land protection, PvP, etc. If you want the feel of a hard survival server without all the rules and limitations, this is the place for you!

192.95.46.2

AzmarinRP

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Enter the Roleplay world of Azmarin and play anyone you want. We are looking for builders and lore writers. Creative minds to contribute to our success. Most importantly we need mature moderators to watch over the server while the owners are at work.

158.69.226.17:25592

gaminggoat

Factions

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

THE GAMING GOATS FACTION SERVER___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

158.69.28.181

MinetiaGaming

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9958	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	165
Void Gems Collected:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

MinetiaGaming is a Faction PvP based server but is planing to expand to more servers with diffrentgame modes like HungerGames, MiniGames, Prison and more!. MinetiaGaming has been around since 2012 and have had a huge community with around 40-50 active players. We decided to open up again to become the #1 Minecraft server once again with real staff that is social and talks with the players and a even more welcomeing community!.

minetia.mcho.us:25587

ModernLands PC

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6172
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

This server has been worked really hard. All ranks and builds are done (excluding Parkour, PvP arena, and Shop) and donating will be enabled soon. We reassure you will have a good time.

167.114.211.204:25579

GumGum

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Nice dutch minecraft server. Mostly dutch spoken players. With NPCs, Factions and Dynmap. Cheats not allowed.

server.gumgum.nl

Force Team

Creative, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

minecraftonline.com

Survivaldub Premium

PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Server Survival + PvP + Skywars + Eggwars + MobArenas + Hunger Games + Money Management + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more…

pr.survivaldub.com

Fire Emblem RPG Unique Factions

Factions, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

THIS IS A RPG SERVER WITH FACTIONS AS THE CORE BRAND NEW NEED ~RELIABLE~ STAFF COOL NEW EFFECTS AND ABILITIES ON WEAPONS JOIN NOW

23.94.159.92