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Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory! -
BoomerCraft Vision Impairment Fun
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool grandmas and grandpas hang out, right? And get this, 19% of them have dementia because they can’t see so good! like, they be walkin’ into walls and stuff, it’s wild!Join our server and help guide these poor old folks around, show ’em how to build a sick castle or mine for diamonds. Plus, you’ll get to hear some crazy stories from back in the day when they were young and hip. Trust me, it’s a hoot!
So come on down to our server and be a hero to these visually impaired seniors. Who knows, maybe they’ll even share their secret recipe for the best cookies in the world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms
are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life! -
Stranded
Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!
BEDROCK SUPPORTED!
JAVA IP: stranded.lol BEDROCK IP: stranded.lol (Port 19132)
Stranded.lol
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Cosy Craft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling like shit in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feel like shit in a virtual world instead! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you forget all about that stomach virus you’re dealing with. Plus, we have the best collection of comfy images to help distract you from your misery. So why suffer alone when you can suffer with us in Minecraft? Join now for a truly sickening experience! -
Over It Minecraft SMP
When you accidentally blew up your friend’s diamond castle with a misplaced TNT block and they declared war on you by unleashing a horde of angry llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. That’s when you knew it was truly over. But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start fresh and redeem yourself from your llama-induced shame. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! -
SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server
The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.yw05.vanillaboxmc.ru
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Khazak Girls Don’t Age Well in Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Khazak girls may not age well, but our builds sure do! Join us for a chance to escape the drama of aging Khazak girls and instead, build epic structures with a community of Slavic girls who never hit the wall. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect your precious diamonds at all costs. So come join us and say goodbye to Khazak girls and hello to a Slavic adventure like no other!