geriatric Minecraft Servers

geriatric Minecraft Servers

  • 82 years young Minecraft SMP

    82 years young Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2717
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Dimension Hops: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1977
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Crops Grown: 6478
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

    Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

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  • ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4190
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

    So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

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  • Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free

    Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5107
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    New Chunks Explored: 738254 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Buildings Constructed: 18

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Border Expansion Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K.
    Community Events Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight.
    Semi-Vanilla SMP Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence.
    No Donations Needed We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure.
    Whitelisted Security Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers.
    Dynmap Navigation Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

    Q: Is there an age restriction for joining?

    A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.

    Q: Are there any donation requirements?

    A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.

    Q: Can I participate in community events?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.

    Q: How do I navigate the server world?

    A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.

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  • Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition

    Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 2059
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 390 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

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    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.

    Features:

    1. Long-term vanilla world 2. Free community-use creative world
    3. Weekly and monthly events 4. Helpful and knowledgeable community
    5. Staff that care about player experience

    Vanilla World Info:

    • Server Version: 1.20.4
    • No world-border
    • Various recipe add-ons for enhanced vanilla experience
    • High-end, lag-free hardware

    How to join:

    To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.

    Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How long has Astros Reach been in business? Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year.
    What version is the server running? The server is running on version 1.20.4
    What is the age requirement to join? Ages 18 and older only.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord and fill out a short application.

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  • Necropolis: Geriatric Edition – Not your grandma’s PvE server! 18+

    Necropolis: Geriatric Edition – Not your grandma’s PvE server! 18+
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3940
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

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    Strictly Medieval 3 Server Information

    Server World Status Up for a week
    Server Version v19
    Server Rules Stick to 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement for this server? Players must be 18 or older to join.
    What version of Minecraft is required? The server is using version v19.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Stick to the 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag.
    Where can I find more information about the server? You can join the Discord server at the link provided above.

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  • Shulker network

    Shulker network
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6211
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 New Chunks Explored: 808399
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

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    SHULKER NETWORK THAT CONTAINS LIFESTEAL RANK CUSTOM ARMOUR CUSTOM ENCHANT SURVIVAL PVP RAIDING VOTING DISCORD

    shulkernet.strangled.net:3800

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  • Mcbaltics

    Mcbaltics
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 1388
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Meteorites Collected: 4

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    The Minecraft server for Minecraft fans of the Baltic countries. Support for English (EN), Lithuanian (LT), Latvian (LV) and Estonian (EE). Friendly and active community. Regular events and challenges. Voice chat channels for real-time communication. Custom Hat, dungeons, casino, Battlepass, Rift, Rewards, Jobs, Custom cosmetics items, Skills, Backpacks and moree…

    mc.mcbaltics.com

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  • Non-Political Minecraft Server

    Non-Political Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 4917
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Farms Harvested: 870 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

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    Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

    So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • MineMind Minecraft Server

    MineMind Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2097
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Crops Grown: 5477
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Star Shards Collected: 194
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 New Chunks Explored: 594159

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand…literally! Join us for a heavenly experience like no other, where angels mine diamonds and the clouds are made of cotton candy.

    Looking to build a castle fit for a king? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally build your own heavenly palace complete with golden gates and a moat filled with holy water.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Kingdom of Heaven Minecraft server and prepare for a divine adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for any rogue angels trying to steal your diamonds…they can be quite mischievous!

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  • Bissetts Skyblock Server Needs Staff!

    Bissetts Skyblock Server Needs Staff!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 307
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

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    Join our Skyblock server and help us build an amazing community! We’re looking for dedicated staff members to assist with moderation, events, and player support

    167.114.34.222:25599

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  • PlapperMan’s Minecraft Server

    PlapperMan’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 5770
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6648 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties, and a PvP arena where the winners get to ride off into the sunset on a unicorn (yes, we have unicorns).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it he’s still out there, building pixelated monuments to his greatness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh, and maybe a spare pair of diamond boots – you never know when you’ll need to do the diamond rain dance!

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  • Mushroom Games

    Mushroom Games
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3199
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

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    – Randomly Generated Custom Worlds! – Custom Recipes for healing items! – All kinds of kits with a whole variety of weapons, abilities, passives! – Earn currency based on your placement, time survived, and kills! – Purchase Kits, Pets, and Trails to show off during the lobby! – Sponsor players with gifts and items if you don’t make it! – Java Vanilla 1.20.1 with 1.8 style combat!

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  • BauBauCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    BauBauCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2136
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 64 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with baubau Edition madness!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who moonwalks while spitting fireballs. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! Our players are as entertaining as they come. From Mococo’s epic covers to Fuwawa’s hilarious antics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have exclusive baubau merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server in town and experience the baubau Edition like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Terrence’s Tech Trouble Minecraft Server

    Terrence’s Tech Trouble Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7143
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Farms Harvested: 769
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us and witness the mind-blowing consequences of Terrence Howard’s revelations on the truth about math. Who knew math could be so scandalous?

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground bases filled with treasure, epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and even a disco party with creepers as the DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Steve himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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