geriatric Minecraft Servers

geriatric Minecraft Servers

  • 82 years young Minecraft SMP

    82 years young Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1621
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2855
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 733 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Farms Harvested: 619 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

    Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

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  • ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6589
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2985 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

    So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

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  • Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free

    Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 4452
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Border Expansion Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K.
    Community Events Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight.
    Semi-Vanilla SMP Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence.
    No Donations Needed We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure.
    Whitelisted Security Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers.
    Dynmap Navigation Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

    Q: Is there an age restriction for joining?

    A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.

    Q: Are there any donation requirements?

    A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.

    Q: Can I participate in community events?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.

    Q: How do I navigate the server world?

    A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.

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  • Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition

    Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 8211
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

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    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.

    Features:

    1. Long-term vanilla world 2. Free community-use creative world
    3. Weekly and monthly events 4. Helpful and knowledgeable community
    5. Staff that care about player experience

    Vanilla World Info:

    • Server Version: 1.20.4
    • No world-border
    • Various recipe add-ons for enhanced vanilla experience
    • High-end, lag-free hardware

    How to join:

    To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.

    Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How long has Astros Reach been in business? Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year.
    What version is the server running? The server is running on version 1.20.4
    What is the age requirement to join? Ages 18 and older only.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord and fill out a short application.

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  • Necropolis: Geriatric Edition – Not your grandma’s PvE server! 18+

    Necropolis: Geriatric Edition – Not your grandma’s PvE server! 18+
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 6811
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 145
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

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    Strictly Medieval 3 Server Information

    Server World Status Up for a week
    Server Version v19
    Server Rules Stick to 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement for this server? Players must be 18 or older to join.
    What version of Minecraft is required? The server is using version v19.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Stick to the 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag.
    Where can I find more information about the server? You can join the Discord server at the link provided above.

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  • CraftyPrisonerPain

    CraftyPrisonerPain
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2358
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

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    Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where Ukrainian prisoners are forced to endure insane challenges and harrowing torture! Build your base, gather resources, and fight off hordes of Russian captors who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you escape and become the ultimate survivor, or will you succumb to the madness and become just another victim of the brutal regime? Join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity!

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  • bissetts

    bissetts
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7134
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Skyblock server and help us build an amazing community! We’re looking for dedicated staff members to assist with moderation, events, and player support. Apply now and be part of the team!

    167.114.34.222:25599

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  • 1S1M National Modded Anarchy

    1S1M National Modded Anarchy
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8341
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

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    ⛏️1S1M National Modded Minecraft Anarchy🗡️

    ⚔️Why should you join?

    1-👑 High quality mods (we also make mods ourselves.)

    2-👾 Our server is opened again and we need active players to become the best modded anarchy minecraft server.

    3-🎥 The fascinating story of the server and its own universe will give you pleasure.

    5-😈 We need brave players to challenge the strongest on the server. Come and prove yourself

    Note:To enter the Minecraft server, you must download the mods of the server, so you must join our discord server.

    https://discord.com/invite/Dq4zcmYXkG

    162.55.3.102:29830

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  • BerserkCraft – Unleash the Madness!

    BerserkCraft – Unleash the Madness!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1864
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And guess what? They’re still flying around wreaking havoc to this day! But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the unicorns and restore peace to the server.

    Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen? It’s like a surprise every time you break a block! Plus, our PvP battles are legendary – you never know when a giant chicken will swoop in and start pecking at everyone’s heads.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    As for when it will end? Well, who knows! But one thing’s for sure – Guts’ suffering will definitely be worth it in the end. Or maybe not. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

    HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 6966
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 3 New Chunks Explored: 115484
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Runes Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Embers of Glamoth? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even Firefly himself would be jealous. Join us and say “Farewell, Penacony” to boring servers because here, we’re all about the Art of Dreaming.

    Imagine a world where Ruan Mei, Gallagher, Misha, and Xueyi are your Minecraft buddies. Picture yourself battling Yunli and Jiaoqiu in epic PvP battles, all while collecting March 7th’s Imaginary Hunt loot. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for exclusive gifts – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

    So, why join our server? Because here, dreams come true. Literally. Our server is like Myriad Celestia itself, where the sky is filled with stars and the possibilities are endless. Plus, our community is as harmonious as Past Self in Mirror, so you’ll always feel right at home.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let’s ignite the Divergent Universe together. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask the crazy guy who built a replica of Glamoth out of diamond blocks – now that’s dedication!

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  • ToiletCleanerQuest

    ToiletCleanerQuest
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1514
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on the most epic birthday parties in Minecraft history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for wild adventures, crazy games, and unforgettable memories.

    Just like the time when a player left their daughter’s birthday party to pick up toilet cleaner, only to return to a house full of tears and drama. But hey, at least they had clean toilets!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what outrageous antics you’ll get up to next!

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  • KoreaNukeGoneBoomCraft

    KoreaNukeGoneBoomCraft
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6674
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

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    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got hypersonic missiles that explode in mid-air like fireworks, but way more dangerous and way more fun!!!! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the explosions and destruction, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft!!! plus, our community is full of crazy players who will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see if you can handle the chaos!!!

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  • VertebrateVortex70%DeclineLOL

    VertebrateVortex70%DeclineLOL
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 700
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3709
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

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    LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own vertebrae population and watch it decline by 70% since 1970!!! It’s like a virtual science experiment but with blocky animals and stuff. Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking skeletons who will trade u rare items for bones. So come on, join us and watch the chaos unfold in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • Sticks N Stones

    Sticks N Stones
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 575
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3546 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Votes: 474 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Unleash Your Creativity and Adventure: – Make Unique Foods and Drinks: Discover new recipes and create special items! – Enchantments Galore: Unlock unique enchantments to enhance your gear and gain an edge in battles. – Use Hundreds of unique custom blocks and items!

    Explore and Conquer: – Dungeon Delving: Embark on thrilling dungeon raids scattered across the map, each offering unique rewards for the brave. – Form Empires and Nations: Build and lead your own nation or town, engage in diplomacy, and wage epic wars.

    Engage in Rich Roleplay: – Immersive Lore: Dive into the server’s deep lore, participate in story-driven events, and shape the history of your world. – Vibrant Community: Join a community passionate about roleplay, literature, and creating unforgettable narratives.

    Stay Connected: – Social Media Content: Watch server videos and relive your favorite moments on our dedicated channels.

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  • Zennodes

    Zennodes
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 8804
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4

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    Welcome to Zennodes! Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Starts Here Dive into the World of Zennodes, Where Every Player is a Legend! Server IP: play.zennodes.dk Versions Supported: 1.8 – 1.20.x

    Why Zennodes? At Zennodes, we believe in creating an immersive and engaging Minecraft experience for all our players. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP warrior or a creative builder, we have something for everyone. Join our vibrant community and explore the limitless possibilities of Minecraft with friends, old and new.

    Zennodes – Where Every Block Counts!

    play.zennodes.dk

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