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Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!
So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Border Expansion | Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K. |
| Community Events | Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight. |
| Semi-Vanilla SMP | Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence. |
| No Donations Needed | We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure. |
| Whitelisted Security | Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers. |
| Dynmap Navigation | Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales. |
A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.
A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.
A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.
A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.
Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.
Features:
| 1. Long-term vanilla world | 2. Free community-use creative world |
| 3. Weekly and monthly events | 4. Helpful and knowledgeable community |
| 5. Staff that care about player experience |
To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.
Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has Astros Reach been in business? | Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year. |
| What version is the server running? | The server is running on version 1.20.4 |
| What is the age requirement to join? | Ages 18 and older only. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord and fill out a short application. |
| Server World Status | Up for a week |
|---|---|
| Server Version | v19 |
| Server Rules | Stick to 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag |
| Discord Server | Join Discord Server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement for this server? | Players must be 18 or older to join. |
| What version of Minecraft is required? | The server is using version v19. |
| Are there any specific rules to follow? | Stick to the 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag. |
| Where can I find more information about the server? | You can join the Discord server at the link provided above. |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal will cross your path next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized and your mind blown by the absurdity that awaits you. Who needs reality when you can have a taste of our insane world?
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Time Traveling Chicken, who can take you on epic adventures to different time periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era? No problem! How about building a castle in medieval times? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to time travel itself! See you in the future, fellow gamers!
