Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!
Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!
So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Border Expansion | Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K. |
| Community Events | Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight. |
| Semi-Vanilla SMP | Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence. |
| No Donations Needed | We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure. |
| Whitelisted Security | Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers. |
| Dynmap Navigation | Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales. |
A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.
A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.
A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.
A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.
Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.
Features:
| 1. Long-term vanilla world | 2. Free community-use creative world |
| 3. Weekly and monthly events | 4. Helpful and knowledgeable community |
| 5. Staff that care about player experience |
To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.
Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has Astros Reach been in business? | Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year. |
| What version is the server running? | The server is running on version 1.20.4 |
| What is the age requirement to join? | Ages 18 and older only. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord and fill out a short application. |
| Server World Status | Up for a week |
|---|---|
| Server Version | v19 |
| Server Rules | Stick to 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag |
| Discord Server | Join Discord Server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement for this server? | Players must be 18 or older to join. |
| What version of Minecraft is required? | The server is using version v19. |
| Are there any specific rules to follow? | Stick to the 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag. |
| Where can I find more information about the server? | You can join the Discord server at the link provided above. |
| Server Name | Cobblemon |
|---|---|
| IP | Not Provided |
| Version | Custom Modpack |
| Player Count | Approximately 10 active players |
| Features |
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Cobblemon is a private Minecraft server created by Flwx11 to bring together experienced and passionate players in a friendly community.
To join the server, you need to fill out a small form to ensure compatibility with the community values. If accepted, you will receive the necessary resources to connect.
The server features a custom modpack with various mods for an enhanced gameplay experience. Additionally, there are regular events and a focus on trust-based gameplay.
The server is designed for mature and experienced players, ideally 18 years and older.
If you are interested in joining the passionate and close-knit community of Cobblemon, feel free to contact Flwx11 for more information.
While Cobblemon is not the Star Academy modpack, it does have similar mods that enhance gameplay.
Fill out the form to join: Join Cobblemon
Contact: Flwx11
In a world where sandwiches can talk and the sun melts at noon, you must ask yourself: Is this the best Minecraft server, or the terrifying abyss from which none shall return? Join us, not because you want to, but because you’re trapped in a dimension where your only escape is to dig deeper into the Third Layer of the Haunted Stone! Everything is going to be okay, /r9k/… or is it? Question reality, embrace the chaos, and mine like your life depends on it— because it might!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Flying Creepers | Creepers that NOT only fly, but can also eat your dreams and nightmares! Consider it a survival challenge! |
| Invisible Gold | Collect gold you *can’t* see! Wealth comes from your own mind—Is it really there? |
| Drowning in Lava | Experience the euphoric feeling of being submerged in lava—it’s refreshing! Just ignore the screams. |
| Mind Control Blocks | Blocks that make you second guess every decision you’ve ever made. Who built this? You? Or twice-removed Uncle Bob? |
| Unkillable Zombies | They don’t die. Ever. Even when you’re miles away—*are they still watching?* |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply walk into the nearest cactus and scream the alphabet backward. If you don’t immediately turn into a sandwich, you’re in!
Q: What if I lag? A: Lag is just your soul resisting the transcendental experience! Embrace it, become one with the pixels!
Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are for shadows! And we do not trust shadows. So, no rules—unless you count the rule of infinite confusion!
“They’ll ask you if you’re really here; maybe you’re just a phantom in the code…”
“You don’t actually play the game; the game plays you, and you better like it!”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I dug too deep, now what do I do?”
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience unlike any other! Are you tired of vanilla survival? Do you yearn for a server where every block breaks into an explosion of glitter and mystery? Well, strap on your pixelated armor and prepare for the outlandish adventure that awaits you!
Join us, and you’ll be able to:
Start Your Own Cult of the Creepers: Ever wanted to recruit mobs to do your bidding? Now you can! Form an army of loyal Creepers who will follow you into battle until they inevitably blow everything up. Bonus points if you convince them that blowing up the moon is the path to true enlightenment!
Participate in the Annual Ender Dragon Rodeo: Imagine lassoing an Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Each year, brave cowboys gather from far and wide to show off their skills in the most outrageous rodeo ever. Will you emerge wearing the illustrious title of “Dragon Wrangler of the Year,” or will you simply find yourself eating dirt…and dragon scales?
Craft Your Own Reality-Warping Items: Forget about diamond swords; here, you can create a “Hammer of Infinite Pickle” that turns any mob into a sentient food item! That’s right—kill a zombie, and it becomes a pickle! Who knew your fantasy world could be so delicious?
Build a Secret Underground Llama Racing Track: Tired of basic transportation? Construct an elaborate underground racetrack for the most majestic creatures in Minecraft—llamas! Equip them with diamond saddles and watch as players from all over gather to cheer, wager, and watch these fluffy beasts zoom through a maze of obsidian.
Survive the "Great Enderman Invasion": Every full moon, a horde of Endermen descends upon your base, and it’s up to you to defend your castle! Can you fend off the lanky nightmares while sipping on a potion of invisibility? If you’re lucky, you’ll even find an enchanted pink sheep that grants wishes—think diamond armor, but with style!
So what are you waiting for? Dust off your pickaxe, braid your hair into a pixelated crown, and join us on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server out there! Where else can you fight mythical creatures, start a llama racetrack, and craft pickles out of zombies—all while plotting your dominion over the bizarre world around you? Join us now, and let the absurdity commence!
