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82 years young Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server! -
Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!
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ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!
So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!
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Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free
Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Border Expansion Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K. Community Events Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight. Semi-Vanilla SMP Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence. No Donations Needed We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure. Whitelisted Security Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers. Dynmap Navigation Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales. FAQs
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.
Q: Is there an age restriction for joining?
A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.
Q: Are there any donation requirements?
A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.
Q: Can I participate in community events?
A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.
Q: How do I navigate the server world?
A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.
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Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition
Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server
Overview:
Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.
Features:
1. Long-term vanilla world 2. Free community-use creative world 3. Weekly and monthly events 4. Helpful and knowledgeable community 5. Staff that care about player experience Vanilla World Info:
- Server Version: 1.20.4
- No world-border
- Various recipe add-ons for enhanced vanilla experience
- High-end, lag-free hardware
How to join:
To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.
Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer How long has Astros Reach been in business? Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year. What version is the server running? The server is running on version 1.20.4 What is the age requirement to join? Ages 18 and older only. How can I join the server? Join our Discord and fill out a short application. -
Necropolis: Geriatric Edition – Not your grandma’s PvE server! 18+
Strictly Medieval 3 Server Information
Server World Status Up for a week Server Version v19 Server Rules Stick to 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag Discord Server Join Discord Server Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is there an age requirement for this server? Players must be 18 or older to join. What version of Minecraft is required? The server is using version v19. Are there any specific rules to follow? Stick to the 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag. Where can I find more information about the server? You can join the Discord server at the link provided above. -
Serveur privé Cobblemon
Cobblemon Minecraft Server
Server Overview
Server Name Cobblemon IP Not Provided Version Custom Modpack Player Count Approximately 10 active players Features - Custom modpack with unique features
- Regular events and contests
- Friendly and respectful community
FAQ
What is Cobblemon?
Cobblemon is a private Minecraft server created by Flwx11 to bring together experienced and passionate players in a friendly community.
How can I join the server?
To join the server, you need to fill out a small form to ensure compatibility with the community values. If accepted, you will receive the necessary resources to connect.
What features does the server offer?
The server features a custom modpack with various mods for an enhanced gameplay experience. Additionally, there are regular events and a focus on trust-based gameplay.
Is there an age requirement to join?
The server is designed for mature and experienced players, ideally 18 years and older.
Can I learn more about the server?
If you are interested in joining the passionate and close-knit community of Cobblemon, feel free to contact Flwx11 for more information.
Is the server similar to Star Academy modpack?
While Cobblemon is not the Star Academy modpack, it does have similar mods that enhance gameplay.
Fill out the form to join: Join Cobblemon
Contact: Flwx11
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FantasyMiningSecrets
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience unlike any other! Are you tired of vanilla survival? Do you yearn for a server where every block breaks into an explosion of glitter and mystery? Well, strap on your pixelated armor and prepare for the outlandish adventure that awaits you!
Join us, and you’ll be able to:
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Start Your Own Cult of the Creepers: Ever wanted to recruit mobs to do your bidding? Now you can! Form an army of loyal Creepers who will follow you into battle until they inevitably blow everything up. Bonus points if you convince them that blowing up the moon is the path to true enlightenment!
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Participate in the Annual Ender Dragon Rodeo: Imagine lassoing an Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Each year, brave cowboys gather from far and wide to show off their skills in the most outrageous rodeo ever. Will you emerge wearing the illustrious title of “Dragon Wrangler of the Year,” or will you simply find yourself eating dirt…and dragon scales?
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Craft Your Own Reality-Warping Items: Forget about diamond swords; here, you can create a “Hammer of Infinite Pickle” that turns any mob into a sentient food item! That’s right—kill a zombie, and it becomes a pickle! Who knew your fantasy world could be so delicious?
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Build a Secret Underground Llama Racing Track: Tired of basic transportation? Construct an elaborate underground racetrack for the most majestic creatures in Minecraft—llamas! Equip them with diamond saddles and watch as players from all over gather to cheer, wager, and watch these fluffy beasts zoom through a maze of obsidian.
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Survive the "Great Enderman Invasion": Every full moon, a horde of Endermen descends upon your base, and it’s up to you to defend your castle! Can you fend off the lanky nightmares while sipping on a potion of invisibility? If you’re lucky, you’ll even find an enchanted pink sheep that grants wishes—think diamond armor, but with style!
- Enter the Nether’s Gourmet Showdown: Ever wanted to have a cooking contest in the Nether? Gather Ghast tears and Blaze rods to whip up the weirdest dishes you can think of. Judges include a very picky Wither and a distracted Piglin who keeps trying to barter his way out of critiques.
So what are you waiting for? Dust off your pickaxe, braid your hair into a pixelated crown, and join us on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server out there! Where else can you fight mythical creatures, start a llama racetrack, and craft pickles out of zombies—all while plotting your dominion over the bizarre world around you? Join us now, and let the absurdity commence!
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LamaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how the Dalai Lama is all wise and stuff, well he’s like “my successor gonna be born outside China, yo!” and we’re like “wut?!” but then we realized it’s cuz he wants his successor to join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the Dalai Lama himself plays and gives out wisdom while building insane temples and stuff. join now and be part of the most spiritual and hilarious Minecraft server ever, dude!