geriatric Minecraft Servers

Geriatric

  • 82 years young Minecraft SMP

    82 years young Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

    Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

    So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free

    Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Border Expansion Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K.
    Community Events Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight.
    Semi-Vanilla SMP Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence.
    No Donations Needed We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure.
    Whitelisted Security Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers.
    Dynmap Navigation Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

    Q: Is there an age restriction for joining?

    A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.

    Q: Are there any donation requirements?

    A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.

    Q: Can I participate in community events?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.

    Q: How do I navigate the server world?

    A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition

    Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.

    Features:

    1. Long-term vanilla world 2. Free community-use creative world
    3. Weekly and monthly events 4. Helpful and knowledgeable community
    5. Staff that care about player experience

    Vanilla World Info:

      • Server Version: 1.20.4
      • No world-border
      • Various recipe add-ons for enhanced vanilla experience
      • High-end, lag-free hardware

    How to join:

    To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.

    Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How long has Astros Reach been in business? Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year.
    What version is the server running? The server is running on version 1.20.4
    What is the age requirement to join? Ages 18 and older only.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord and fill out a short application.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Necropolis: Geriatric Edition – Not your grandma’s PvE server! 18+

    Necropolis: Geriatric Edition – Not your grandma’s PvE server! 18+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Strictly Medieval 3 Server Information

    Server World Status Up for a week
    Server Version v19
    Server Rules Stick to 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag
    Discord Server Join Discord Server

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement for this server? Players must be 18 or older to join.
    What version of Minecraft is required? The server is using version v19.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Stick to the 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag.
    Where can I find more information about the server? You can join the Discord server at the link provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlueTorch Survival

    BlueTorch Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlueTorch survival is built on the foundation of community-based survival events and group experiences. We’re all about events, building contests, weekly PVP tournaments, guild wars, custom dungeons. We have an entire shop world dedicated to cultivating a player-fueled economy alongside a diverse auction system. We’re all about building bridges between players and letting them blossom in our environment. Join BlueTorch to have new experiences, participate in unique weekly events, and explore a world with the growing new community of BlueTorch.Discord- https://discord.gg/ADqJVG7cERIP- 54.39.129.170:3045

    54.39.129.170:3045

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Arcana SMP

    Arcana SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a origin Smp to play on this world you need to join the discord and download the mods there

    94.23.109.132

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Brutewars

    Brutewars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Brutewars!

    ✦ KitPvP✦ Survival✦ Teams✦ Easy access gameplay✦ Custom Enchantments

    Your goal on Brutewars is to earn your way to the top of the PvP chain by earning higher level enchantments and ultimately having the highest economy.

    brutewars.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ❤️ SHADOW ⭐ MAGIC 1.7.10 ⚡ WIP 22.09 Minecraft server

    ❤️ SHADOW ⭐ MAGIC 1.7.10 ⚡ WIP 22.09 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⭐ Free HD skins and HD capes for all players!

    ⭐ Cases for voting!

    ⭐ Opportunity to purchase privileges without donating!

    ⭐ Minimum of prohibited things!

    ⭐ Self-written mods!

    ⭐ No premium items!

    ⭐ European hosting without lags!

    ⭐ High online and responsive technical support!

    ⚡ Magic – Learn magic spells, create altars and cast lightning on your opponents using magic staves. Here you will find the coolest magic mods that will immerse you in the world of magic and magic! You will be able to study dangerous alchemy, ancient magic and unexplained phenomena! Become the wisest wizard on the server and gain power over everyone around you!

    SERVER MODIFICATIONS

    Armor Status HUDBiblioCraftBinnie’s ModsBlood MagicBotaniaCarpenter’s BlocksChiselCustom NPCsDivineRPGDraconic EvolutionDragon Radio ModExtraTICForestryIron ChestsOpen ComputersPam’s Harvest CraftStatus Effect HUDThaumcraft 4Thaumic DyesTinkers ConstructWailaWitchery

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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