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MangaMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9205	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of all the mainstream, fagotry-filled Minecraft servers out there? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for those who can’t stand the usual boku no hero, jjk, or one piece stuff.

Join us for epic adventures inspired by Ajin, The Fable, Under Ninja, Vagabond, and Berserk – the real deal without any fagotry in sight. Say goodbye to lolis and hello to intense, mature storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	8114	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Animals Bred:	103	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	416
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5363
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!

CancelledTVShowRage

anger, Beloved, bringback, CANCELLATION, CancelledTVShowRage, Characters, decision, Disappointed, ending, Fans, Favorite, Frustrated, Missed, Network, Petition, Renewal, Revival, series, Storyline, tv show, Upset

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you still salty about the cancellation of “Puppy Pals Gone Wild”? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire world dedicated to bringing back your favorite furry friends in pixelated form! Join us and help us rebuild the ultimate Puppy Pals paradise, complete with bone-shaped skyscrapers and fire hydrant fountains. Who needs TV when you can have a virtual puppy party 24/7? Join now and let’s make Puppy Pals Gone Wild great again!

CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown

Assassination, business leader, cartel violence, CartelCraft, Cartels, Corruption, crime, drug trafficking, Extortion, gunned down, investigation, Justice, Media, Mexican, Mexican economy, mexico, murder, organized crime, taco, takedown, TUESDAY, TV, violence, violence against business leaders

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	382453	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Time, roll time roll, roll time to roll, RollCraft, Server, Time, time roll, time to roll, time to roll time

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!

Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!

AlienInvadersGoneWild Minecraft SMP

alien invaders, alien invasion, alien species, AlienInvadersGoneWild, Conquer, conqueror, Conquerors, Domination, Extraterrestrial, Females, happier life, Humanity, intergalactic war, Invasion, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, Males, Minecraft, paternal, Pets, ruthless, Sci Fi, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where alien invaders have taken over and are treating us like their pets! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, now you can live out your wildest alien pet fantasy! Who knew being abducted could be so much fun? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy new world where the aliens are the ones calling the shots. Trust us, it’s out of this world!

SisGiftFail Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Communication Issues, expensive gift, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, gift budget, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving etiquette, Minecraft, Server, sibling gifts, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGiftFail, sister, vanity mirror

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Villages Defended:	15	Animals Bred:	112
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s outrageous gift demands? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama with our virtual world filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.

So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

AssholeCraft2024

Additions, aita, AssholeCraft2024, Assholes, August 2024, Civil, Community, fond memories, lost loved ones, Memories, monthly, open forum, regional spinoffs, relationships, Remembering, respectful reminiscing, rules, sharing, storytelling, sub rules, Suggestions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.