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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8724 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8657 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 2585 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a wedding reception with a drunk aunt? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and unexpected encounters.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly an older player starts asking if you’re going “true Scotsman” under your diamond armor. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our players are always ready to step in and shut down any inappropriate behavior.
But beware, drama might follow you even after the game. Just like how the groom’s mum demanded an apology for standing up to the nosy aunt, you might find yourself in the middle of a virtual scandal. But hey, who needs drama when you’ve got a server full of hilarious moments and epic builds?
So come join us for a server experience like no other. And remember, always wear your virtual boxers under your virtual kilt – just in case someone asks!
