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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, big, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, cloud, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, gotta be quicker than that, guides, important, Juicy naturals, Last week, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, STAY MAD, Tags for Prompting, v6, Wiki

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	63	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are big and juicy just like your mom’s V6 engine! Our “gotta be quicker than that :^)” edition will have you sprinting through the virtual world faster than a cheetah on Red Bull.

Last week, we had an epic battle on “stay mad” where players fought tooth and nail for glory and bragging rights. If you want to join the fun, make sure to check out our New User Guide and Controlnet to get started.

But that’s not all – we have animations that will blow your mind, block merging that will make your head spin, and a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled up in a warm blanket.

Looking to spice things up? We’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for the adventurous players out there. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out our LoRa Training scripts or dive into some OP Pasta for a good laugh. With so much to explore and discover, this Minecraft server is the place to be for all your gaming needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP LoneStar96

1996, BETRAYAL, Chris Cooper, Cool, Corruption, Drama, Family secrets, film, HARD, infertility, John Sayles, Lone Star, LoneStar96, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, powerful storytelling, relationships, small town, smp, texas, unexpected ending, unexpected twist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the unexpected is always expected! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything, just like the ending of that film that made someone hard for some reason. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join too, like our annual llama rodeo where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play chess with. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time!

MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

autism, BEWARE, child protection services, cluttered home, codependency, disability, Divorce, dog sitting, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial abuse, health and safety concerns, infestations, Mold, MommyCraft, moral duty, neglect, Noobs, Parental Responsibility, POVERTY, Reporting, sibling relationships, social anxiety

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

StruggleCraft – Love Edition

avoidance behavior, communication breakdown, couples therapy, Edition, emotional disconnect, Emotional distance, hidden struggles, lack of intimacy, love, mental health, overlooked signs, partnership challenges, Relationship Counseling, relationship issues, Relationship Red Flags, signs of distress., signs of struggle, silent suffering, StruggleCraft, struggling partner, unaddressed issues, unrecognized distress, unspoken problems

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	4141
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

breaking news, Damage, Disaster, emergency, environmental impact, explosion, explosion news, Fire, fury, Incident, industrial accident, investigation, Major, Oil Refinery, refinery explosion, Reports, russia, Russia explosion, Safety, Usinsk, Usinsk fire, UsinskCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	3457
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	New Chunks Explored:	997559
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

Behavior, court cases, Decision making, Edition, election, elections, Ethics, Governance, health, Implications, law, Moral values, MoralityCraft, Politics, Psychology, public policy, research, seasonality, Social Sciences, society, Timing, UBC study, VALUES

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25

So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

Crate rewards, Discord, Earth, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, MedusaCraft, Minecraft, Needed, pay to win, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, server ip, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, Towny, Unique, vote ranks

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

pmc.medusacraft.org

ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

BetterRTP, Clearlag, CMILib, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discordsrv, Essentials, ExoriaSMP, guard, Jobs, luckperms, Minecraft, Plugins, raise, rules, Shop, SimplePortals, smp, Survival, Tab, Tpa, VAULT, Worldedit

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	50
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

If you want to join, click Here

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, cat, cat lover, Country, countryside, cute, domestic animal, domesticated, Feline, four-legged friend, für, mammal, meow, Minecraft, pet, pet owner, purr, PurrfectCraft, Rural, rural living, Server, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!