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CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

Ngl Rus Musicing Minecraft SMP

Good, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music composers, music creators, music enthusiasts, music industry professionals, music lovers, music performers, music producers, music skills, musical talent, Musicians, Musicing, ngl, rus, Russian musicians, smp, TALENTED

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6911
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Russian musicians who are so good at “musicing” that they can make creepers dance to their tunes. Join us for epic jam sessions in the Nether, where the piglins can’t help but bust a move to our sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that if you play your cards right, you might just score a duet with a ghast. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to rock out like never before!

CubicLife Network

Earth, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to CubicLife Network Currently we have 2 modalities Survival custom and Planet Earth Both modalities have: – Ítems custom – Teams – New enchantments – Custom Generation (survival) And much more!

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Block Party Minecraft Server

91274326, BLOCK, HASHTAG, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	216694
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2109

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and even taming your very own dragon to fly around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Nina’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, covers, hard work, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, retro gaming, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, twitter, unofficial VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Introducing the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created – where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us on this wild ride where we worship the almighty Nina Saotome, the VTuber and VSinger extraordinaire! Her powerful singing voice will rock your world and her sisterly personality will make you feel right at home.

But that’s not all, folks! We have lewd OC, KK, and sloppa archives for your viewing pleasure. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about some retro gaming, kusoge, and RPGs? We’ve got it all!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Join now before the creepers get you first!

Velocity Minecraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Farms Harvested:	663	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the server, here at Velocity Minecraft we are a survival server. We strive to give the best experience for everyone that plays our server. We are adding new features daily to the server to make it better and better each day.

We are currently in Chapter 1: Season 1 of Velocity Minecraft. There will be 3 seasons per Chapter. Each season we will reset the world and change up the world and gameplay to match a specific storyline to make the server interesting.

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Game Sell More Minecraft Server

Economy, employment, Game, game sales, Job, job competition, job creation, job demand, job growth, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job outlook, job prospects, job satisfaction, job scarcity, job statistics, job supply, job trends, Minecraft, Sell, Server, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of the real world logic not making sense? Do you want to escape to a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then join our Minecraft server where the laws of physics are just a suggestion!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Don’t question it, just join and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Rank em Lord

Action-Adventure, Aria of Sorrow, Belmont, Bloodlines, Castlevania, classic, curse of darkness, dawn of sorrow, dracula, Gothic, Lord, Lords of Shadow, Minecraft, Order of Ecclesia, platformer, RANK, Ranking, Retro, smp, symphony of the night, Tier List, Vampire, video games, WHIP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Guardian Squad Minecraft Server

BIAS, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, employment, equality, guardian, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Job Opportunities, Minecraft, Minority representation, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Safety, security guards, Server, social justice, squad, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Farms Harvested:	145	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the security guards are actually zombie pigmen who stare at players with seething jealousy because they can’t build like them! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll have to outsmart these jealous guards to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Plus, our server is so safe that even creepers think twice before blowing up your creations. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and build the ultimate fortress!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3354	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.