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Veiled Haven: Where Creepers Have PTSD from Vanilla Survival

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Veiled Haven Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Population	Around 60 members
Modifications
	Weekly, monthly, and special events with prizes; Developing a shopping district
Rules	Age restriction of 16+; No exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, etc.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Veiled Haven?

You can apply by joining our Discord server and heading to the rules channel for instructions.

What modifications are added to the server?

Some of the modifications include Armor Statues, Player & Mob heads, Simple Voice Chat, and Discord-MC Chat. More details can be found in the info channel on our Discord server.

What kind of events does Veiled Haven host?

We host weekly, monthly, and special events with enticing prizes for all members to participate in.

Is there a shopping district on the server?

Our community is currently working on developing a shopping district after the recent Block By Block event. Expect player-run shops soon, including shops for custom discs & goat horns and even a pranks shop!

What are the rules of Veiled Haven?

We maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere with an age restriction of 16+. Any form of exploits, theft, griefing, stealing, player abuse, or any other violation of our rules is strictly prohibited.

YawnCraft International Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is asleep because of time zones? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when our American friends are snoozing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

CraftyCashback

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

PetFailsCraft

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Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

CraftyCommandJP Minecraft Server

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so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be in a top secret military operation in japan? well, now u can in this epic minecraft server! join us for crazy battles, secret missions, and top notch military strategy! u can be like a super cool ninja warrior fighting off evil forces and saving the world! plus, u get to upgrade ur weapons and gear to be the ultimate soldier! come join us and be a part of this historic move in the making! u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeatWaveCraft

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come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.

we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.

so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!

HypochondriaCraft

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!

Atoq: Where vanilla is just a suggestion, white list is optional, and 1.19.3 is a state of mind

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Minecraft Server: Atoq

Features
⏰ • 1.5+ years old world
✨ • Regular events and polls
✅ • Whitelist + Application
👥 • Active community and staff
🌌 • In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 • Lore
🔍 • Java v1.19.3
🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join our server, you need to apply for whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: We have in game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Other mods may require approval from the staff.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host regular events and polls to keep the community engaged. Check our Discord server for event schedules.

Q: Can I contribute to the lore of the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore of the server. You can share your ideas with the staff and community members.

CraftyShiori Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder immortality (or at least really good luck in PvP battles).

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the dreaded Creeper King, who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive loot? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, brave adventurers!

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	2904
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4378
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Star Shards Collected:	259	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7330
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	333597
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	560
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

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Veiled Haven Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Veiled Haven?

What modifications are added to the server?

What kind of events does Veiled Haven host?

Is there a shopping district on the server?

What are the rules of Veiled Haven?

Minecraft Server: Atoq

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

Q: How often are events held on the server?

Q: Can I contribute to the lore of the server?