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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

#light magic, Arrival, Curseforge, Discord, Era Progression Content, Geopolitics, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, non-p2w, player-engagement, realistic politics, Roleplay, Soft-Resets, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Towny, Valkaryian Skies, vs2, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server:

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies
Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology
Realistic Technological Era advancement
Minecolonies integration

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can experience different gameplay styles and technology advancements as they progress through different Ages.

For more information and to join, visit: https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the premise of Helios Minecraft Server?	The server introduces a world of realistic politics, sailing, quests involving Greek Mythology, technological advancements, and society management through Minecolonies integration.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment, with a “soft reset” system so players don’t lose all progress. Players can start in a vanilla-like Age and progress to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices.
What is the current era of the server?	The server is currently set in the 16th century.
How can I join the Helios Minecraft Server?	Visit the provided Discord link or CurseForge link to join the server.

Snowy SlavCraft: Europe’s Ice Ace

Ace, assets, Diplomacy, economic power, Economy, Europe, Europes, finance, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, Geopolitics, Ice, international relations, Investments, MONEY, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SlavCraft, Snowy, Trump card, wealth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian frozen assets as our trump card! why settle for boring old servers when you can be part of a wild adventure with us? imagine battling it out with your friends while riding on a frozen russian bear, or building a castle out of frozen vodka bottles. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the heck just happened?!”

NordicBunker Minecraft Server

bomb shelters, cold war, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, emergency, Europe, Geopolitics, Military, Minecraft, nato, NordicBunker, norway, preparedness, Protection, Russian threat, Safety, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7784	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “we gonna invade u, norway”? well, norway be like, “nah fam, we gonna build bomb shelters and hide in dem”.

but, liek, instead of hiding in boring old bomb shelters, u can join dis minecraft server and build ur own bomb shelter! u can make it as fancy or as basic as u want, and u can even add secret passages and traps to keep out any russian invaders.

plus, if u join dis server, u get to team up with other players to defend norway from the russian threat! u can work together to build defenses, gather resources, and strategize how to keep norway safe.

so, if u wanna be a hero and help norway prepare for the ‘worst-case scenario’, join dis minecraft server now! who knows, maybe ur bomb shelter will be the key to saving norway from the russians.

BorderCrossingMercenary

arrest, black ops, border crossing, border security, BorderCrossingMercenary, conflict zones, Espionage, Geopolitics, honored, international relations, Mercenary, Mercenary Forces, Military operations, political intrigue, Private Military Company, russia, Russian influence, Security Contractor, U.S.-Mexican Border, Wagner Group, Wagner Mercenary

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	404834	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where a wagner mercenary dude who crossed the u.s.-mexican border got honored in russia weeks before getting arrested. like whaaat?! if that ain’t some wild shizz then i don’t know what is! join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some secret spy missions (just kidding…or am i?). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining, baby!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	3231
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	488530	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer

aerospace, Chinese, Components, Conflict, counterfeit, CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer, Defense, Diplomacy, Forgeries, Geopolitics, glide bombs, international relations, investigation, Manufacturing, Military, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Taiwanese, Technology, weapons

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5656	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a mix of taiwanese components n russian glide bombs, but get dis, dey r actually chinese forgeries! crazy right? but wait, dere’s more! on dis server, u can build ur own russian glide bomb and launch it at ur enemies, just like in real life! but don’t worry, no one will get hurt cuz it’s all just pixels and stuff. so come join us on dis wild ride of explosions and fake components, u won’t regret it!

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4393
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

agarwood, amouage attar oud ulya, Argument, Birthday, Bracelet, branded handbag, culture, Fragrance, FragrantCraft, gift, high end, Meaningful, Minecraft, oud, perfume, Preferences, sentimental gift, Server, Special, strong scent, thoughtful, unique gift, Upset

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

aita, caring for health, childhood incident, choosing spouse, DadCraft, disability application, Divorce, Doctor, family, Father, fear, Find, follow, Guns, health issues, home, Legal, living situation, Marriage, non-negotiable, Property, REGISTERED, rules, safety precautions, Trauma

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	249	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	8542	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	883416
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9702	Buildings Constructed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7754
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1616	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	584384	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

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