join our epic minecraft server where the taiwan government is actually a bunch of blocky pigs wearing top hats and monocles, and they are constantly changing their stance because they keep getting distracted by shiny diamonds. but watch out, because trump keeps trying to pivot on ukraine but he keeps falling into lava pits and turning into a block of cheese. come join the chaos and build your own blocky empire while dodging flying pigs and cheesy trumps. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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CraftyTaiwan2020
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MineCraftMineralDealFUN
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the Zelensky of all servers, bro! We got this sick US-Ukraine minerals deal goin’ on, like, it’s a total framework, man. And get this, there are, like, zero security guarantees! It’s a total free-for-all, just like in Minecraft when you stumble upon a village and all the villagers are runnin’ around like crazy.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you won’t believe how many diamonds you can mine on this server. It’s like a diamond paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. And the best part? The creepers are, like, super chill. They won’t blow up your stuff or anything, they just wanna hang out and be friends.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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NATOForgetMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and make alliances stronger than ukraine’s nato ambitions! forget about boring politics and dive into a world where you can battle creepers with zelensky himself! our server is so lit, even trump would want to build a tower here! so grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic minecraft fun! #buildthewall #forgetnato #minecraftforlife
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CrimeaCraft: Ukraine Strikes
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are fighting it out in a virtual battle for Crimea!!! build ur own base, gather resources, and join the fight for control of the land!! will ukraine reclaim Crimea or will russia hold onto it? only u can decide in this crazy warzone server!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for extra fun!! join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!!!
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MineCraftMineralDeal Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and U.S. are fighting over minerals but zelenskyy is like “nah bro, i need security guarantees first” like what even is that? anyway, we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide, so come on over and join the chaos! trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?) so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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AirborneCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz we got poland adapting civilian airports for military use in response to russian aggression in ukraine! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, right? you can build your own airport and defend it from russian invaders, it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, bro. plus, we have flying pigs that drop bombs and unicorns with laser eyes, it’s totally epic. so come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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CraftyPeace: NoSurrender!
so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a parallel universe where everyone had square heads and talked in emojis. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every friday night? players ride on giant llamas armed with diamond swords while fighting off zombie hordes. it’s like a scene straight outta a blockbuster movie.
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where anything is possible. just remember, when you see a talking cow, don’t ask it for relationship advice. trust me, i learned that the hard way.
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MineCraftyCommieDeal
come join our minecraft server, where we have more minerals than russia offered to the u.s. for ukraine! we got diamonds, emeralds, and even some rare obsidian that will make putin jealous.our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
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Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of!