Geopolitics MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server

united states, national security, taiwan, Diplomacy, Ukraine

so, like, u know that time when trump was all like “hey zelenskiy, do me a solid and investigate biden”? well, that was like sooo crazy, right? but get this, it totally made taiwan be all like “whoa, maybe we should rethink our whole strategy with the US, man”. like, they were shooketh to the core, dude.

if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have a good time, then u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s like a whole new world of wackiness, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness. legend has it that whoever wields it will have the power to turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns. how rad is that, dude?

so come on down to our server, where the only thing blowing up is the minds of our players with pure, unadulterated fun. join now and let the craziness begin!

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Starlink Shenanigans Minecraft Server

space technology, concerns, Politico, Reports, satellite communication

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, cows that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world, man. and, get this, we got this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. it’s lit, fam. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco inferno? yeah, you heard me right. so, like, join now before the EU tries to steal our satellite alternatives for Ukraine. ain’t nobody got time for that, amirite?

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NordCraft Server: Putin’s Pipeline Revival

NordCraft, energy security, Natural Gas, pipeline, Infrastructure

so, like, u kno how there was this pipeline, right? well, it got blown up in a sabotage attack, like boom! but now, get this, the US is like talking to putin’s buddy to restart it! like, what even is happening, man? it’s like a crazy soap opera but in real life! come join our minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! maybe you can even blow up a pipeline yourself, who knows? just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us for some wild times and wacky adventures! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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GazaPowerDown Minecraft Server

international relations, SECURITY, War, Military, electricity

lol ok so like, this server is so lit that even Israel is considering shutting down Gaza’s electricity just to prepare for the epic battles that go down here. like, imagine the chaos and destruction that happens on the daily, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of survival and the adrenaline rush of pvp battles that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots. come on, don’t be a noob, join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server out there.

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StarlinkCraftEU

cooperation, european union, EU, Satellite Internet, collaboration

lol join dis server if u want to help Ukraine replace Musk’s Starlink! we got u covered with all da resources u need to build a new and improved internet for dem. plus, u can ride on a flying pig while u do it cuz why not? we also have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game, like a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns u into a giant chicken. so come on down and be a hero for Ukraine, all while having a blast in our wacky and wild world!

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NukeBuddies Minecraft SMP

military cooperation, strategic partnerships, trustworthiness, international relations, Alliance

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP. So, like, back in 1994, Russia, the US, and the UK were all like, "Yo Ukraine, give us your nukes and we’ll totally protect you, bro." And Ukraine was like, "Sure, why not?" But like, now we gotta ask ourselves, are these three countries gonna actually defend Ukraine if sht goes down? I mean, who knows, man. But like, forget all that serious stuff, come join our Minecraft server and let’s build some crazy sht together. We got like, diamonds for days and creepers for nights, it’s gonna be a blast. So yeah, join now and let’s see if these countries can keep their promises, or if they’re just a bunch of noobs. Peace out, broskis!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Possible.., Greenland, foreign interference, SECURITY

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that is so lit, even russia is tryna meddle in it? yea, that’s right, we got spies from all over the world tryna get in on the action in our upcoming elections. why, u ask? cuz our server is the bomb dot com, that’s why! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). so come join us and be part of the madness, before putin himself shows up to try and take over. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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EuroCraft: Ukraine’s Backup

Conflict Resolution, International cooperation, transatlantic relations., strategic partnerships, security concerns

so like, ukraine is like, “yo europe, can u like, help a bro out?” and europe is like, “sure thing, ukraine, we got ur back!” so now ukraine is like, “cool cool, thanks europe, u da real mvp.” and now ukraine is all chillin with europe, playin minecraft and stuff. u should totally join their server, it’s lit af. plus, ukraine has some sick builds, like a giant potato monument and a rollercoaster made entirely out of borscht. u gotta see it to believe it, fam. come join the fun and help ukraine show those haters that they don’t need US support when they got europe on their side!

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F16sVsRadarsMC

Missiles, radars, glide bombs, Ukraine, F16sVsRadarsMC

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s f-16s are firing missiles, lobbing glide bombs, and jamming russian radars! u can be part of the action and help defend ukraine against the evil russian forces in an all-out war for survival! build your own base, craft weapons, and team up with other players to take down the enemy. join now for a chance to pilot a virtual f-16 and rain destruction from above! trust us, this server is so lit, you won’t want to leave!

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CraftyTaiwan2020

foreign policy, political decision making, Diplomacy, Politics, CraftyTaiwan2020

join our epic minecraft server where the taiwan government is actually a bunch of blocky pigs wearing top hats and monocles, and they are constantly changing their stance because they keep getting distracted by shiny diamonds. but watch out, because trump keeps trying to pivot on ukraine but he keeps falling into lava pits and turning into a block of cheese. come join the chaos and build your own blocky empire while dodging flying pigs and cheesy trumps. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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