CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

FiascoCraft Minecraft Server

Air Force, Alexey ‘Moonfish’ Mes, Combat, crash, F16 jet, Fiasco, FiascoCraft, Friendly Fire, friendly fire incident, Geopolitics, lack of coordination, Maryana Bezuglaya, military units, Minecraft, Patriot air defense system, Patriot anti-aircraft missile system, pilot killed, Server, shoot down, TASS, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian lawmaker, ukrainians, US-made, zero hedge

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a friendly fire incident involving a US-made F-16 jet and a Ukrainian Patriot air defense system? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so crazy that even Ukrainian lawmakers are getting in on the action, criticizing the lack of coordination between military units and causing chaos in the skies. Who needs to worry about crashing when you can join us for a crash course in insanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day of gaming with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Farms Harvested:	888	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

NukeCraftWars – Defend Ukraine’s Power!

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, critical infrastructure, cyber warfare, DEFEND, eastern europe, energy security, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, military intervention, nuclear facilities, NukeCraftWars, political tensions, power, power sector, Risk, russia, Safety concerns, sanctions, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	201857
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we protect ukraine’s power sector from russia’s attacks by building insane nuclear facilities in kyiv! u get to be a superhero and save the day while crafting and mining like a pro! plus, the explosions are so lit, it’s like a fireworks show every day! come join us and be a nuclear warrior, because who needs peace when you can have epic battles in minecraft!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

CraftyCommies vs. FreedomFighters

#freedomfighters, aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, occupation, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US spy, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7135	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a crazy adventure where u gotta help russia take back ukraine from the evil forces that have taken over? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be a spy for russia, sneak into enemy territory, and take back what is rightfully theirs! but be warned, it’s gonna be a difficult fight, so bring ur a-game and get ready for some epic battles! join now and be a hero in this insane war for control of ukraine!

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	6958	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

ATACMS-Free Sky Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, ATACMSFree, cold war, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, nato, RANGE, russia, SECURITY, Server, SKY, strategy, Tactics, WARFARE, wsj

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly planes and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity cuz we got RUSSIAN airplanes, man! like, not just any airplanes, but 90% of them are OUTSIDE the ATACMS range! like, how crazy is that?! join now and be part of the epic aerial battles that will blow ur mind! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	6188

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military arsenal, military capabilities, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean regime, russia, security threats, seoul, Server, Tension, weapons

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Buildings Constructed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, North Korea could have sent over 6 million artillery shells to Russia, but instead they sent them to our server. yeah, crazy right? like, imagine all the explosions and stuff. it’s gonna be like a fireworks show every day.

plus, we have this insane story where the creepers and zombies formed an alliance and are trying to take over the server. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja moderators ready to take them down. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day. you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

acceptance, bullying, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Cultural differences, Defending, fashion, football, friendship, Gay, Girlfriend, gossip, LGBTQ, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pride, self-acceptance, Server, small town, societal norms, Stereotypes, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that accepts everyone, no matter their orientation? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re straight, gay, or even a blocksexual (yes, we accept all orientations, even the ones you just made up).

Join us and experience a world where discrimination is not allowed, just like creepers in your house. We don’t tolerate any hate speech, just like we don’t tolerate players who build ugly dirt houses (seriously, use some creativity).

And hey, if you’re worried about your girlfriend getting mad because someone called you gay, don’t worry! On our server, being called gay is a compliment. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to fabulous rainbow-themed builds.

So come on in, join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome, even those who think diamonds are overrated (weirdos).

DietDrama-FreeZone

Break, calorie tracking, Communication, Conversation, coworker, diet, DietDramaFreeZone, Food, goals, health, healthy, hurt feelings, kale, meal prep, nutrition, office, redirect, Rude, smoothie recipes, weight loss, work

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Lisa’s kale smoothie recipes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a never-ending episode of The Biggest Loser.

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about calorie tracking and meal prep. We’ve got more action-packed quests than Lisa has kale chips, and more surprises than a boomerang made of broccoli.

Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉

BlockyBadParentz

BlockyBadParentz, concerning behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, Parent, red flag, red flag attitudes, red flag boundaries, red flag communication, red flag concerns, red flag discipline, red flag families, red flag interactions, red flag involvement, red flag parents, red flag relationships, red flag students, reddit, teachers, warning signs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy parents who will make you question your sanity! Join now for a chance to witness parents throwing tantrums over virtual block building and hear them scream obscenities at their kids through the chat. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and Endermen! Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

Jinx Modded Server

Adventure Awaits, build contests, Collaborative projects, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative World, custom textures, Dedicated Support, endless possibilities, friendly players, futuristic tech, gameplay enhancements, magical creatures, minecraft mods, Mod Pack, Mods, new mechanics, redstone engineering, Survival, survival challenges, weekly events

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	6924	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Animals Bred:	184
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you ready to transform your Minecraft world into something extraordinary?

Introducing Better Minecraft Mod Pack – where creativity knows no bounds, and adventure awaits at every corner!

Why Choose Better Minecraft Mod Pack?

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ICraft Network

Backpacks, Elevators, ESP 1.21.1, ICraft Network, Jobs, Kit, OFFLINE, Premium, Ranks, Residences, Semi premium, Spanish, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

62.210.234.73:10005

Meow-craft Adventures 1.21.1 – Now with purr-fect economy and cat-tastic McMMO!

1.21.1, Adventures, cattastic, claim clocks, Economy, FANTASY, Fluxes, GEMSTONES, Invisible item frames, Jobs Feature, Kits, mailboxes, MCMMO, Medieval, meowcraft, Mods, Player Shops, Player Vaults, Protected Homes, Purrfect, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, resource packs, Rune Dust, Server-Wide Warps, simple voice chat, Skill Leveling, smp, voice chat

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3502	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	124	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Felis & Fable Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Protected Homes	Stake your claims with a golden shovel, earn claim clocks, set up to 10 teleports
Keep Inventory	Keep your items after death
Server-Wide Warps	Set up to 10 warps to shops, homes, or other locations
Mailboxes	Send letters or gifts to friends with crafted mailboxes
Player Vaults	Access up to 10 player vaults for extra storage
Kits	Claim newbie kit and other kits as you level up
PyroFishing	Catch new fish, make deliveries, sell fish, upgrade rods
PyroMining	Mine gemstones, sell fluxes, summon special bosses with rune dust
McMMO	Skills leveling feature with benefits as you level up
Jobs	Get paid for various tasks like fishing, mining, etc.
Shops	Create player shops to sell items to others
Voice Chat	Simple Voice Chat using proximity for in-game communication
Invisible Item Frames	Toggle visibility of item frames

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.

Are there any resource packs or mods recommended for the server?

Yes, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods for the best experience.

How do I stake claims on protected homes?

Use a golden shovel to stake your claim, and earn claim clocks or purchase more.

Can I create my own player shop?

Yes, player shops are easy to create and can help you make money by selling items to other players.

Brazilian Soda Pop Minecraft Server

best, Beverage, Brazil, Brazilian, carbonated drink, Cola, DELICIOUS, Favorite, fizzy drink, Minecraft, national drink, pop, Popular, Refreshing, refreshment, Server, Soda, soda pop, soft drink, sugary drink, Tasty, Thirst-quenching, Unique

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the best soft drink is Brazilian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical vending machine in the game. They inserted a diamond block and out popped the most delicious Brazilian soft drink they had ever tasted. From that day on, they knew this server was something special.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to discover more hidden treasures like the magical vending machine. Who knows what other Brazilian delights await you in this pixelated paradise? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s explore this wacky world together!

Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma

blocked number, Boundaries, Cheating, compromise, cutting off, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, entry, Family issues, forgiveness, gift, Grandma, high T levels, infertility, mean, MommaCraft, narcissistic mother, no contact, PCOS, UNFAIR, visitation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.

Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.

Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.

So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!

BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms

accepted practices, BlockyBeliefs, changing perspectives, common belief, cultural critique, cultural norms, ethical boundaries, ethical standards, future generations, FutureFacepalms, historical context, moral compass, Moral values, social standards, societal behavior, societal change, societal critique, societal development, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal reflection

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	3354
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	2869
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	119
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

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