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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6862 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
so, like, this server is so lit that even the serbian president turned down putin just to play on it. like, can you believe that? putin was all like, “yo, come to my brics summit” and the serbian president was all like, “nah, sorry dude, gotta build my epic castle on this minecraft server.”
and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”
plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.
so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.
