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Evo SMP: Where survival meets drama, alliances are tested, and PvP is totally kinda optional, unleash your inner geo-politician! 1.20 Java

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	3456
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:
Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique experience where players must evolve and adapt to the world. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening a new pool of available resources and gear.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by requiring players to evolve and adapt to different eras within the world.
How does Evo SMP differ from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP focuses on skill and strategy rather than instant wealth and automated resource farms. Players must adapt to changing eras and utilize their available arsenal effectively.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players can form groups and factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, participate in special challenges and treasure hunts, and rise to the top through skill and adaptability.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP address provided and joining the Discord community for updates and interactions with other players.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

MidnightCarMinecraftMadness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!

Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.

So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Animals Bred:	68	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Cores, Crushing, dreams, Minigames

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Falling into the Void:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	playctc.us
Description	A minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CTC?

CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

How do I play CTC?

To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

Is there a map reset in CTC?

Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.

Mine Down Under VS Hypixel

Australian, Chestshop, Community, crossplay, Currency, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefprevention, market, Npcs, Plugins, PvE, quality of life, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Teleport, Wilderness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	7775	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3688
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Hypixel VS Mine Down Under

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can experience lag due to high player count
Regular updates and events	Can feel impersonal due to size

Mine Down Under

Pros	Cons
Australian server with friendly community	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla experience	Limited minigames compared to Hypixel
Plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or minigames

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Mine Down Under.

Q: Can I play on Mine Down Under with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, Mine Down Under has crossplay compatibility with both Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Are there regular updates on Mine Down Under?

A: Updates vary but the server owner is active and adding new features.

Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	6410
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Hopcraft: Where Cel hops into your heart and builds your dreams! LOL

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you ready to hop into a world of pure awesomeness? Our Minecraft server is like no other, with magical bunnies that will literally hop into your heart and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride giant bunnies into battle, build castles made entirely out of carrots, and compete in bunny racing tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bunny slippers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunny disco where you can dance the night away with your fluffy friends. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Cel – Hops into your heart edition and let the bunny madness begin!

Play CTC

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4394
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	4931
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Please join my server it’s a really cool minigame i’ve been working on for like 5 years I just want someone to play with.

CTC is a minigame (crush the core) in which you select a kit with custom abilities.Then, you capture the center and gain the “core crusher” which is a diamond pickaxe.Finally, you must destroy the other teams obsidian which is at their base to win.

Then the map resets and you do it all again.

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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

Crafty Capybaras – Brazilian vibes and blocky fun! 🇧🇷🎮

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing the Macarena! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret underground society where they worship a giant potato named Spudrick.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for a hilariously chaotic journey that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).