Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!
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MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem
Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships
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CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server
Arrival, bilateral relations, CraftyKremlin, Defense, diplomatic visit, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, Government, high-level delegation, Interfax, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, Minecraft, News, press release, Russian, security official, Server, shoigu, summit meeting, top officiallol imagine a minecraft server where top russian security official shoigu arrives in iran but instead of dealing with political stuff, he’s just there to play minecraft with you. like, he shows up in full security gear ready to protect your diamond stash from creepers and zombies. plus, he brings his own pet bear to help you mine for resources. it’s like a crazy crossover episode of minecraft and the russian government. join this server for the most epic gaming experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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UkraineCraft Server – F-16s vs Russia!
aerial combat, aggression, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16s, F16s, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, warplanes
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE F-16s FLYIN AROUND FIGHTIN RUSSIA! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! U CAN FLY A F-16 AND DROP CREEPERS ON UR ENEMIES! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET BASE UNDERGROUND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN! #F16MINECRAFTBATTLE #UKRAINEVSRUSSIA #DIAMONDSFOREVER
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The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]
Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building![The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank2.jpg)
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Cita_di_Octara Discord Join Now Description Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias. FAQ
Question Answer What can I do in the server? – Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries Are there paid ranks and crates? No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates. What are ages in the server? Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed. How is the server’s performance? The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes. Where can I find more information? – Discord – Wiki
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WarCraftMania
aggression, all-out war, Arab leaders, Attack, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, nuclear deal, regional stability, Report, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, WarCraftMania
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if attacking another player triggers a full-on war in the game! we thrive on chaos and destruction, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you!imagine building your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry players, or teaming up with your friends to take down the biggest, baddest boss in the game. the possibilities are endless on our server, where anything can happen!
plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. from parkour courses that will make you want to rage quit to pvp battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and see what all the chaos is about. who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
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MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server
Attack, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence report, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, potential threat, preemptive strike, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, US officials
lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior
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SunkSubs Minecraft Server
Black sea, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Naval, russia, SECURITY, Server, Sinking, Strategic, submarine, SunkSubs, super-expensive, Technology, Ukraine, Underwater, WARFAREyo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is out here sinking russian submarines like it’s no big deal 😂😂😂 we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and the wildest community you’ll ever meet. who needs boring old factions when you can be part of a server where anything can happen, even international incidents 😜 join us now and be part of the chaos! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness 🚀🔥🤪
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CraftyCreeperz: Iran vs Israel
aggression, Allies, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, U.S. forces, Wsp
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are HIGH and the drama is REAL? Well, lemme tell ya bout this crazy server where U.S. forces are legit moving toward Israel because Iran be talkin smack and threatening to attack! Like, bruh, you gotta join this server just to see what happens next! Will there be a full-on war or will the players band together to stop the madness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in epic Minecraft fashion!
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TishaBavAttackCraft
Attack, Conflict, Defense, Disasters, Geopolitical, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Israel, Jewish, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Nuclear, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, Tisha B’Av, TishaBavAttackCraft, War, Western intelligencelol join our minecraft server cuz we got a secret bunker where u can hide from Iran’s attack on Israel on Tisha B’Av! build ur own bomb shelter and stock up on supplies while crafting ur way to safety. who needs real life when u can escape to our virtual world and survive the apocalypse with ur blocky friends? plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually secret agents spying on u for the government. come join the chaos and see if u can outsmart them all!
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NorthernCraft Server – Explore & Build!
ADVISORY, BUILD, Caution, Citizens, conflict zone, Diplomatic, Explore, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, northern Israel, NorthernCraft, reconsider, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Terrorism, travel, travel alert, travel restriction, US, Warning
lol u should totally join our minecraft server instead of going to northern israel, like who even wants to go there when u can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any zombie apocalypses that might happen. so come join us and avoid the drama in northern israel, u won’t regret it!
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ShirtlessLawnMower69
athletic dad bod, attractive, backyard, Bikini, blowing off, Communication, edging, Fence, hot weather, ignoring wife, Marriage, mowing, mowing the yard, Request, Shirt, shirtless, ShirtlessLawnMower69, show stopper, tattoos, weeding, yard workAre you tired of being told what to wear while mowing your own lawn? Do you want the freedom to show off your tattoos and dad bod without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where shirtless mowing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!Imagine a world where you can mow your virtual lawn in a bikini, with no one to tell you to cover up. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can express yourself however you want, whether that’s through tattoos or lack of clothing.
Join us and show off your virtual dad bod while building fences and mowing lawns to your heart’s content. Who needs a shirt when you have the freedom to be yourself in our crazy Minecraft world? Let your tattoos shine and your lawnmower roar on our server – because why conform when you can be fabulous?
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BlockySurvival
BlockySurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, Finding Hope, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, overcoming struggles, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, staying strong, suicidal thoughts, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to dig a hole and bury yourself in it? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what stopped you from killing yourself (spoiler alert: it’s all the laughter and joy you’ll experience here)!
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1%HomelessCraft
#1, 1HomelessCraft, class divide, disadvantaged, economic disparity, financial disparity, homeless people, homelessness, income inequality, INEQUALITY, lack of resources, living conditions, Marginalized, POVERTY, poverty line, Social Issues, social justice, societal issues, socioeconomic status, vulnerable populations, wealth gap
Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon THE most lit server in the whole dang universe. This place is like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness, where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.
So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
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WackyCraft Minecraft Server
EXCITEMENT, long tail, Minecraft, Repetition, Server, tags, WackyCraft, WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the mystical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have unlimited power and be able to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who poop out rainbow-colored wool that can be used to craft the most fabulous outfits for your character. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Unicorn Mount, which will carry you across the land in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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GirlCraft Minecraft Server
annual thread, Best Girls, caricature, Conversation, cultural representation, discussion, Diversity, feminism, forum, gender, Girlcraft, Girls, inclusion, Minecraft, Race, racial caricature, Server, social norms, stereotype girls, Stereotypes, stereotypes in media, Women, yearly threadWelcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most epic and stereotype girls in the gaming world! Join us for a chance to meet the most fabulous and over-the-top characters who will make your gaming experience unforgettable.From the sassy cheerleader to the nerdy bookworm, our server is filled with all kinds of girls who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to team up with a princess who fights dragons with her tiara? Or how about a ninja who can take down creepers with just a flick of her wrist?
Join us now for a chance to interact with these larger-than-life characters and embark on crazy adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world of stereotype girls – join our Minecraft server today!
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WeddingCraft Woes
bitterness, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, funeral attendance, parental obligations, Resentment, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter’s wedding, stepfamily, Stepfather, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, Widow, woes
Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!
Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?
So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!
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SaddestCraft Minecraft Server
amusement parks, ATTRACTIONS, Contrast, Despair, destinations, Disneyland, emotions, Entertainment, experiences, family, feelings, happiest place on Earth, Happiness, joy, Minecraft, roller coasters, saddest place on Earth, SaddestCraft, Sadness, Server, theme parks, travel, vacationIf Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?
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CraftyCash1000
budgeting, CraftyCash1000, economic impact, emergency fund, financial assistance, financial assistance program, financial hardship, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial relief, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial support, financial wellness, long term financial goals, MONEY, personal finance, savings, stimulus check, unexpected expenses
Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!
So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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CraftyOlympicMC Server
alcohol, Beverages, branding, Company, Competition, court case, CraftyOlympicMC, Infringement, intellectual property, lawsuit, lawsuit news, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, olympics, prime drinks, Server, sports, sued, trademark case, trademark infringement, US Olympic committeeso, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.
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ElectricCraftFun
accident, Brazil, Caution, Concert, dies, electrical hazard, ElectricCraftFun, Electrocuted, Entertainment, Fatal, Incident, live performance, Music, musician, News, Performance, Safety, Singer, Stage, Tragedy, Warninglmao dis server is so lit dat u might get electrified like dat singer in Brazil 😂 join us for sum electrifying fun and crazy adventures! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide 💃🕺 u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world of blocky madness! come join da party and see if u can survive da ultimate electrifying experience! 🔥⚡️💥 #ripSinger #MinecraftMadness #ElectrifyingFun