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CraftyPutinBetrayer
come join our epic minecraft server where we have chechens, georgians, and belarusians fighting against putin… in minecraft! we are on a mission to stop the russian betrayal and build a better world in blocks. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. who needs putin when you have a whole army of minecraft warriors on your side? come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks! -
Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself is the admin and he extends sanctions against russia for a year because they kept griefing his epic build of the white house. u can team up with putin to take down trump’s admin powers or join forces with merkel to overthrow the whole server. there are no rules except for one: always bring your best trolling skills or else you’ll be banned faster than you can say “covfefe”. so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today! -
CeasefireCraft: No Peace with Russia
so like, ukraine’s defence intelligence chief is like, “yo, we can totally have a ceasefire with russia real fast, but like, peace? nah, that ain’t happening anytime soon, bro.”join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of international politics, where the only wars you’ll be fighting are with creepers and skeletons. build your own empire and conquer the virtual world, because who needs peace when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear, amirite?
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!
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TransatlanticTensionCraft
So, like, this server is so lit that even world leaders are like, “Nah, we gotta cancel our meetings to play on this server.” It’s like, the ultimate place to be, man. Like, imagine being so cool that even politicians are ditching their responsibilities to join in on the fun. You gotta join this server, bro. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up negotiating peace treaties with other players or something. It’s wild, man. Just hop on and see for yourself. Peace out, dudes. -
PutinCraft: Very Smart PvP War
so like, join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story where trump and putin are like besties and they’re playing minecraft together but they keep fighting over who gets the diamonds. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be yuge! -
CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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UkraineCraft Server: Putin-Proof Security!
so, like, ukraine is all like “yo, putin, back off bro” but putin be like “nah man, i do what i want” so now they need US to come in and be like “yo, putin, chill out or we gonna drop some serious security guarantees on you” and keir starmer be all like “yeah man, we gotta protect ukraine, join our minecraft server and help us fight off putin with our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, it’s gonna be lit fam” so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers, yeeeet! -
CraftyTrumpSupportsUkraineTroops
so, liek, u know how Macron was all liek “yo Trump, u gotta promise u gonna back us up in Ukraine” and Trump was all liek “nah bro, u on ur own”? well, if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have sum fun, then join our minecraft server! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do ur bidding. so come on over and forget about the real world for a bit, cuz on our server, anything is possible, even peace between Macron and Trump lol. -
CraftyCommies
so, like, imagine this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, right? and suddenly, BOOM! you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Russian assets! but wait, there’s more! instead of just freezing them like the UK wants, you can actually SEIZE them on this server! join now for the ultimate spy adventure and take down those sneaky Russians in the most epic way possible! LET’S GOOOO! 🕵️♂️🚀💥 -
CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to russia in the game!! german finance minister said so!! you can trade with putin himself and build a communist utopia in the virtual world!! who needs the G7 when you have us?? join now for the craziest adventure of your life!! let’s make minecraft great again, comrades!!