so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!
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CyprusCraft Minecraft Server
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MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia
haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!
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ChipWars Minecraft Server
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on, like, u wouldn’t believe it.we got pigs flyin around with diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in da streets. it’s a party 24/7, bro.
plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention we have a taco stand run by a talking llama? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, if u wanna have a blast and meet some wacky characters, join our server now! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyColaCrafters
lol come join our epic minecraft server where coke, pepsi, and like a bunch of other random stuff pledged to quit russia but they’re still there lol like what even is that?? but anyway, we got crazy stuff happening like pigs flying and chickens riding on llamas like it’s a wild party up in here. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to dance the night away. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it but who hates fun??)
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PhilippinePVP: USDefender vs ChinaSea
so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz it’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. we got crazier battles than the US and China, like, u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and other players tryna steal ur diamonds. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. come join the madness and show everyone who’s boss in this epic Minecraft server!
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CraftyCommiesWarCraft
so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!
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ChinaCraft Server: Pay Up for Russia’s Mess!
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.
and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.
so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?
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CubanShipDefenseCraft
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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PutinCraft Server: Kim Jong Fun!
lolz u gotta join this server cuz it’s like putin visiting north korea – rare trip, anti-west alignment deepens, so much drama and intrigue u won’t know what hit u. come join the fun and be part of the madness, who knows what crazy adventures await u in this wild server! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!
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CraftyNet Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where benjamin netanyahu is the mayor and he just disbanded the israeli war cabinet to focus on building the sickest minecraft city ever! we got pigs that can fly, cows that shoot lasers, and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. join now for a chance to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. trust me, you won’t regret it!