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  • BankofChinaRus Minecraft Server

    BankofChinaRus Minecraft Server
    Come join our server, where the Russian division of the Bank of China is actually run by a group of sneaky pandas who are trying to avoid getting caught up in some crazy sanctions! These pandas are experts at hiding their money in Minecraft chests and dodging those pesky secondary sanctions.

    You’ll have a blast navigating through our virtual world, trying to outsmart the FBI agents who are hot on the trail of these mischievous pandas. Will you help them evade capture or join forces with the feds to bring them to justice? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

    Plus, who wouldn’t want to see pandas in business suits running a bank? It’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to go along with the madness. See you there!

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  • KremlinCraft: Attack on Diehl

    KremlinCraft: Attack on Diehl
    so, like, u know how russia is always up to some shady stuff, right? well, apparently they might have been behind this crazy attack on the diehl arms plant in berlin last month. bild, the german newspaper, is like, all over this story, saying that russia could be responsible for the whole thing. but like, who knows for sure, right? maybe it was just a bunch of creepers from minecraft causing chaos in the real world. speaking of minecraft, u should totally join our server, cuz we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs russia when u can have a blast playing minecraft with us? come join the fun and leave the drama to the real world!

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  • KoreaCraft: Border Battle

    KoreaCraft: Border Battle
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! south korea is firing warning shots at north korean soldiers who crossed the border! like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? come join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever see, because who needs creepers when you have real-life military conflicts happening right in front of you? join now for a truly explosive experience!

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  • NoodleWarsMC

    NoodleWarsMC
    so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

    our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

    join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

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  • UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

    UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOTTA BE LIKE TAIWAN LEARNING FROM UKRAINE TO PREPARE FOR CHINESE ATTACK, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE BUILD BLOCKS AND FIGHT CREEPERS! 😂🤣

    WE GOT EPIC MINI-GAMES LIKE “CREEPER DODGE” WHERE U DODGE EXPLODING CREEPERS WHILE COLLECTING DIAMONDS, AND “BLOCK WARS” WHERE U BATTLE OTHER PLAYERS TO SEE WHO CAN BUILD THE COOLEST STRUCTURE!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! 🤫

    SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME MINECRAFT MADNESS TOGETHER! 🎮🤪🔥

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  • UkrainianCounterCraft

    UkrainianCounterCraft
    ok so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma counterstrike u” and then BOOM they just start attacking russia from within their own borders. it’s like a real life game of minecraft, but with actual countries. so if u wanna experience the thrill of international conflict but in a blocky world, join our server now! we got explosions, we got alliances, we got betrayals, it’s like game of thrones but with creepers. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

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  • CraftyCommies vs FrenchFries

    CraftyCommies vs FrenchFries
    so like, this server is lit af cuz we got russian spies tryna sabotage the french arm sales to armenia. like, imagine being in the middle of a minecraft battle and suddenly a wild russian spy appears, trying to blow up all the french arm supplies. it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft, fam. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of international espionage while building dope creations in the game. plus, we got free virtual vodka shots for all players who join. da, comrade, let’s make this server great again!

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  • CraftyKoreanWarz

    CraftyKoreanWarz
    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even S. Korea is reconsiderin’ their arms supply to Ukraine just to get a piece of the action! That’s right, world leaders be droppin’ everything just to log on and play with us!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and endless laughs. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🚀🐷💥

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

    one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

    also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

    plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

    so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

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  • GasCraft: EU Sanctions Edition

    GasCraft: EU Sanctions Edition
    so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to stick it to the man? well, dis server is da place for u! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world! plus, we just got approved for da first-ever sanctions on russian gas, so u kno we mean business. join us now and be a part of something truly insane!

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