lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin riding a bear into battle against evil nato forces. china is like, totally helping us out by giving us special powers to defeat the enemy. u can be a part of the epic battle and help us conquer the world one block at a time. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. join now or forever be a noob!
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CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u want to play minecraft but u also want to feel liek ur making a difference in the world? well, u should totally join this server cuz we are fighting a war against the evil forces of china and russia in minecraft!!! we are the nato allies and we need ur help to defeat them and bring peace to the minecraft world. join us and be a hero, save the day and show those bad guys who’s boss!!! plus, we have epic battles, cool weapons, and awesome allies to help u along the way. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some butt together!!! #minecraftwarriors #natoalliesftw #chinaandrussiasuck
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KharkivCraft: 90% Destroyed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy more than 90% of Russian offensive forces in Kharkiv Oblast just like the Ukrainian Army! we are the ultimate warriors of blocky destruction, crushing our enemies with pixelated power! join us and be a part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of minecraft! build, fight, and conquer with us as we take on all challengers and emerge victorious every time! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
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CraftyUK Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so many missiles like the Storm Shadow that you can use to blow up targets INSIDE russia! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause in this wacky world. join now and be part of the madness! who needs diplomacy when you have explosives in minecraft?! let’s goooooo!
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MissileManiaMC
so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!
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RuskyOilDown Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukrainian strikes reducing Russian oil refining by 17% – like what even is happening in this crazy world?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all the drama and just build epic stuff with your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even NATO officials are talking about it. So come join us and be part of the madness!
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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server
lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!
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AggroCraft: Reflect on History
so like, u know how China and Japan are always like, ugh, fighting over stuff? well, this server is like, the ultimate peace treaty, bro. like, we got players from China, Japan, and even the Philippines all coming together to build epic stuff and have a good time. it’s like, world peace in Minecraft form, dude. join us and help us show the world that even in a blocky world, we can all get along and have fun together. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real-world conflicts. come join us and be a part of something truly special, man. peace out!
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CraftyNukeWars
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin!
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PixelPutin’sPrisonBreak
so like, imagine this, right? u can join this epic minecraft server and be part of the most insane adventure ever! like, u know how india’s prime minister is like going to russia and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a superhero and help him push the kremlin to release indian men fighting in ukraine! like, u can build epic bases and fight off evil mobs to save the day! join now for the craziest time of ur life!