so, like, u know how Hungary’s Orban is all like, “hey Russia, wanna be friends?” well, the EU is all up in his face like, “nah bro, u can’t do that!” but like, who cares about politics when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. forget about the EU drama and come join the most lit server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it. Orban who? we only care about blocky adventures and making new friends. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
